I usually rest at the weekend... But guess who was lazy in the week and needs to catch up?! ๐ #saturday
I usually rest at the weekend... But guess who was lazy in the week and needs to catch up?! ๐ #saturday
I'm not sure about this... Looks too heavily edited for a LinkedIn profile photo. Might fool someone I know how to do my job. ๐คฃ
Amazon, who tf buys used toothbrushes? Is this a new #kink I didn't know about? ๐
The Running Man. ๐
Yes, you do! ๐
Childhood ruined. ๐ฅน๐คฃ
It should be less thinking about what to get you and more about what to give you! ๐ Pun intended. ๐คฃ
The only thing I let slip in is... ๐๐คญ
He may be a side. Who knows. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Time to find out if Will is a top or a bottom. ๐
He probably watches porn with sharks.
I'm watching the last episode of Stranger Things... Will is... you know... ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐คฏ
I know... it was supposed to be a secret. Clearly Gari knows. ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
Wait, other people don't do it regularly? ๐ณ๐ฒ
I haven't molested the bananas yet. ๐
At least you didn't stick your ๐ in the hoover again, like you did last year. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
On my way to Aldi to find a boyfriend. ๐คฃ
I'm changing Mr. P to Mr. Vecna. ๐คฃ
In case you're wandering where Santa is... He's still trying to escape my sex dungeon. ๐คฃ
Best Christmas card award goes to... ๐ฅ @shinyperson.bsky.social and Gari ๐ The ones from @gregpage.bsky.social and @bluefox42.bsky.social , @jnadin91.bsky.social and Spencer were lovely as well, but this one tikles. ๐คฃ
About time I start watching this. ๐
I beg your pardon. ๐ณ
Me? Never! ๐๐คฅ๐คญ
No! Don't you dare put this up before December. ๐คฃ
Just dropped a red curry on my cream tiles. It looks like a murder scene in my kitchen. ๐ฅน
Always. ๐คญ
That poor doggie's face says it all "Nah, you're not dragging me down this dark alley" ๐คฃ
Another candle-lit evening. ๐ฅบ๐
Middle. ๐
I waited 7 whole episodes for this moment. ๐ฅน