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Dario!

@dariomouse

Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent πŸ˜‡πŸ­πŸŽˆ

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β€œDo you think it’ll pop like a balloon if I πŸ“Œ it?”

😏🐭

07.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine a balloon/pooltoy friend that was always purposefully deflating themselves so you can give them mouth to mouth reinflation…

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#SqueakySaturday

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s when you dress as Elliot, hop over to her, and in the nicest innocent Elliot sort way compliment her on her clothes.

…and show her a rock you found or something.

Heehee

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still try to look nice when I travel.. not suited up, but still fashionable.

07.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never really connected the dots that I was born the same year as Secret of NIMH..

😨🐭

07.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!

02.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda reminds me of β€œmousetrap”

😏🐭

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Razor (Dallas Stars commentator) just referred to Filip Forsberg’s mustache as a β€œfantastic lip sweater”

…I will forever be calling mustaches β€œlip sweaters” now 🀣🐭

01.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Salamanders are quite slippery, but they can use their suction cup hands and feet to stay snuggled to their squeaky friends as they grow!

An adorable Boombox - @sillylilseal.bsky.social classic featuring their character Lester

#SqueakySaturday

28.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

T… that’s the part where they poked his butt with a n.. n.. needle!

😳🐭🎈

28.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GASP! Fievel!!! 🐭πŸ₯°

28.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*bluuuuush*

We’re very soft, squishy, and squeaky!

26.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwwww mygosh! Cuuuuuuuuteness. Puffier, squeakier, floatier.. Thank you!

26.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Balloon mouse became more puffy :3

For @dariomouse.bsky.social

26.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi! I stole Dario’s phone and I just wanted to say…

AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAH!

26.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pfweeeeee - whooosh - repeat!

25.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory!

It’s balloon roo Zilch by @ricochetwolf.bsky.social!

25.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 21

Ohmygosh 😳🐭

25.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Hump Day!

Heeheehee

25.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Works well when you use your nose against my ears, too!

25.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s.. you know.. totally ok to grab my ears and squoosh the air out of them and let go and watch them reinflate..

..and do it again

πŸ˜‡πŸ­πŸŽˆ

25.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh… gonna check out the Ducati factory while you’re there?

24.02.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!

23.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled mouseballoon.. heehee

22.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah! First one. I think they won like two silvers since then.

22.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@illegalcurve.bsky.social GG Canada. Y’all have a STAR of a goalie in Hellebuyck there.

22.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YAAAAA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’

That one was for Johnny Hockey.

HERO-BUYCK!

GG Canada. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

22.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Win it for Hellebuyck. He’s kept Team USA in it. If they lose it’s not on him, he’s stood on his head to keep them alive.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’

22.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow jacket says " i am feeling very olympic today " in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a yellow jacket says " i am feeling very olympic today " in front of a crowd

Go USA Hockey! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’πŸ­

22.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hollow_balloon_bounce_noise.mp3*

22.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0