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once and future dust northern yankee wide awake Chief Medical Officer of Antifa he/him/his

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First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 898 🔁 207 💬 4 📌 0

I have a very low opinion of Platner but I don't even know what this is all about

06.03.2026 11:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like that they included the Harvey Weinstein stand in from Tropic Thunder

06.03.2026 03:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So Ukraine helps the US beat Shaheds and the US helps Russia kill Ukrainians.

06.03.2026 01:22 👍 435 🔁 129 💬 7 📌 3
Our Lady of Guadalupe

Our Lady of Guadalupe

the only Shield of the Americas I recognize

05.03.2026 21:55 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

He's quoting a fake guy. A guy noted Hollywood lib, Aaron Sorkin, made up.

06.03.2026 00:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dunkin’ returning to public markets, they’re going nuts from Beacon Hill to Quincy

*ROARK IS SAID TO WEIGH $2 BILLION IPO OF DUNKIN' OWNER INSPIRE

05.03.2026 23:35 👍 73 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Soon-to-be Ex-Senator Parent: "Trans people must go!"
DeKalb County Dems: "*Who* must go?"

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 265 🔁 69 💬 7 📌 0

It’s so cool how we’re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.

This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.

05.03.2026 20:49 👍 2788 🔁 418 💬 81 📌 32
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Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump in Jan. 6 case gets life sentence for child sex crimes Andrew Paul Johnson, authorities said, tried to keep one of his victims mum by floating the promise of money he was expecting to receive from the Justice Department.

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump in Jan. 6 case gets life sentence for child sex crimes

05.03.2026 21:15 👍 1071 🔁 423 💬 46 📌 67
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 👍 7082 🔁 1117 💬 123 📌 124

We're leaving taking people like this seriously in Woke 1.0

05.03.2026 17:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"hon hon hon Colby"
- strategy cheese being laughed at by a Frenchman

05.03.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

05.03.2026 03:28 👍 20054 🔁 5675 💬 508 📌 220

So it turns out Ryan Grim got all of the "Platner's wife is Jewish, still think he's a nazi?" schtick from VDARE, a neo-nazi website, and now not only am I more convinced that Platner is a nazi, I'm also convinced Grim is.

05.03.2026 07:03 👍 340 🔁 82 💬 11 📌 15

I personally think that having a Rolodex with a little tab indicating which public figures are or are or not Jewish makes Ryan the best guy to adjudicate who is and isn't a cryptonazi.

05.03.2026 11:59 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

05.03.2026 01:34 👍 21423 🔁 5861 💬 388 📌 216

SCOTUS Justice Jasmine Crockett

05.03.2026 03:13 👍 413 🔁 46 💬 13 📌 2

I'll never forget Ta-Nehisi Coates describing the simplicity of the apartheid regime Israel has established.

05.03.2026 01:41 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A threat cannot be "imminent" for 47 years.

04.03.2026 23:40 👍 74 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

I thought... used to... hmmm

04.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah just after the CHA2DS2-VASc for corruption

04.03.2026 18:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 14:48 👍 476 🔁 121 💬 30 📌 42

You might like my opponent but do they take their statin?

04.03.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man who is neurocognitively intact and simply changed his mind, John Fetterman

04.03.2026 14:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's a reason that Sun Tzu felt the need to write "Warfare for Failsons" and that it has been a bestseller amongst a certain type of guy ever since.

04.03.2026 14:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It is a fair fight and we're going to crush them.

04.03.2026 12:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I feel like this is going to come up a lot in the next 24 hours so let's just clear this up:

Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader allegedly killed today, is/was *not* the same person as Ayatollah Khomeini, the supreme leader who came to power in the 1979 revolution.

28.02.2026 21:14 👍 758 🔁 158 💬 58 📌 38

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

03.03.2026 21:13 👍 11146 🔁 3466 💬 612 📌 357