Too Lazy to Fail

I don't see any failure here. I see delicious eggs!

Cool keycaps!

...only back shots, you say

We had a 2010 Fit and it was incredible. Later got a 2020 and wished we'd kept the 2010.

"Hi hello yes I worked for Facebook and Microsoft for 15 years at Staff level but I'm only asking $120k."

If you're a full-stack developer comfy in AWS, and you want a job, hit me up and let's talk. I am building a green-field team and project in an established organization with a cool mission.

This is partially desperation: I have 400 candidates in the last 48 hours. 90% of them are fraudulent/bots.

We were talking about this yesterday with the "man kibble" or "boy kibble" or whatever nonsense was trending--it was just beef and rice, pitched as "low cost."

BEANS. I could season black beans and white rice such that I'd cheerfully eat it a bunch of times in a row.

Rice and beans with cheese on it!

They must be stopped.

Well spoken!

I've recently gone positive on my followers/following ratio. Half of them may be bots, but I think that's fair since I'm something of a low-value follower myself.

Unintentionally discovered that if you put a new and fairly obscure technology in a job description, it's a great way to bring out the over-fitted resumes.

Ah, you have experience at the sports betting company generating machine-readable compliance information for FedRAMP, do you?

How I arrived on Bluesky

Right? I can make black beans that I would eat ten times out of ten over beef, and they cost nothing.

When I owned the game store, someone tried to pay for a $15 Magic: The Gathering event with 15 silver dollars they'd been gifted. I had to gently explain how badly he was about to mess up, and take just the one coin for entry. Sheesh.

Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

Cool!

Same-day permanent crown is WILD. What are they doing, 3D printing a mold?

Easter is my favorite holiday for religious reasons, but also because it is preceded by Lent (which I don't observe) which means, at least in Pittsburgh, that every single restaurant has a delicious fried fish sandwich on the menu.

Someone in a Star Trek uniform is probably a way better bet than anyone in a real uniform.

Got those all over the place.

I had one of these and it was EXCELLENT. One of the first to overcome a lot of the file count limits and actually have a sane interface. I used the crap out of it.

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!!
me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name
me:
me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

If you can't handle me at my worst, well that's very understandable.

I'll be going to sleep right as the speech starts. Honestly? Don't watch it. You'll get the highlights elsewhere. It'll only make you angry. Pet your cat and turn in.

Wake up fighting.

actually wait. what if this is a double bluff. getting positive press coverage by threatening a 3 hours speech and then delivering a crisp 45 minutes while on the uppers that make him bisexual

Also, no vent van in the bathroom??

I got home from driving all night JUST as the band hit. Google Maps directed me up into Millvale to avoid an accident on 28, not knowing that the hills hadn't been treated yet. I saw a school bus with locked wheels slide through a downhill intersection.