West Coast Toast 🇨🇦

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Translation:
Israel wrote this for me.

telling myself that this clip was the last straw

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Now that Kristi Noem is out of a job she can spend more time at home doing what she loves best. Cheating on her husband and murdering her children’s puppies.

Finally an honest report on @mark-carney.bsky.social

PAT RYAN: 'Does the US want to be the policeman of the Middle East getting nothing but spending precious lives & trillions.' Rng a bell?

COLBY: Defer to you

R: That was Trump. How about this - 'we simply cannot afford to get enmeshed in a Middle East war'

C: Defer to you

R: That was actually you

Donald Trump asking other countries for help in Iran is like shitting the bed then shitting the bed

Of all the horrible, corrupt and incompetent things Kristi Noem has done that would get any other Cabinet secretary fired, the thing that now seems likely to result in her termination is the unpardonable MAGA sin of blaming Trump for her corruption when she got caught.

when i say i “eat butt” this is what i mean

Thinking about the time a friend introduced me to her friend who was an OB-GYN, and I asked her if there was anything surprising about her job, and she said, “I’ve seen WAY more tattoos of cherries than you’d expect”

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

Khanna is the only Non AIPAC. ZIONISM is a deal killer. A non starter.

AOC: It’s beyond just the American service members who have tragically died in this, and our hearts do go out in prayer to their families, but also the over 100 Iranian schoolgirls who have been killed in these attacks, and the countless people who are affected, possibly displaced as well.

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

At my age. “Cortisol” is my middle name.

Portrait of a muscular man in the style of an old print

My friend phoenixghoulszn.bsky.social was suspended for letting a sex pest know that such behavior has consequences. Bluesky is once again protecting the wrong people. Free demonboy he did nothing wrong!

the “s” in “twist” is really just there as an example

Screenshot of an X post by “No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen” stating that Valentina Gomez, described as a MAGA candidate who campaigned by attacking gay people, has lost her race and is in sixth place. The post includes a campaign clip of Gomez speaking on a street and a results graphic showing a Republican primary vote tally with Gomez in sixth.

6th place? How devastating. Even Riley Gaines came in 5th in her race.

If ww3 goes nuclear, I'm going full Joker mode and starting a cult in the sewers

Misery would be a good girls name.

Looks like the greengrocer put the sign back up

This is my alt. My main is real life.

I donated myself to the body farm but as it turns out, you have to be dead first

America - you are going broke and too financially illiterate to realize.

Net interest was the third-largest spending category through January for the federal government

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sign that says: NO HORSES ALLOWED IN BATHROOM

It's discrimination

Love me some Mr Lillard 😍