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Cassandra Nine-Toes

@acassdarkly

Disaster transbian, githyanki simp, cursed by the Azure Bonds, and a professional unicorn wrangler.

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“Maybe God isn’t a person but it’s the people we sing with.”

Thank you, random TikTok commenter Irish Wolfe on a random TikTok video I was watching, for completely emotionally destroying me at 3:30 in the morning.

10.03.2026 07:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when you start planning a new novel the most important thing is how many lesbians you're gonna put in there. triples is safe, triples is best, but more really can't hurt

08.03.2026 22:32 👍 161 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 1

It’s something I think about as my health gets worse and I cannot find myself bothered to fix it because I am so crushed between the bloodthirsty gears of our society that I don’t have time or motivation or money to help myself.

09.03.2026 09:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To friends and family so glad you made it who, a week after your recovery, will go back to being too busy to see you?

I dunno.

09.03.2026 09:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Fighting” cancer is a horrible analogy for a lot of reasons that much ink has been spilled over.

But as an American in 2026… why would you even want to?

To get back to a job that doesn’t care about you and undervalues your labor and doesn’t pay you enough to cover the bills you accrued not dying?

09.03.2026 08:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Make backstory flashbacks a slow-rolled reward. This also lets characters die more easily—all that up front investment isn’t there.

09.03.2026 07:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A tendency of fantasy adventure APs is to introduce the PCs in long, lingering ways during the first episode, often with flashbacks to their backstory, and set up the adventure to come.

More should just start at the dungeon entrance. Have a flashback about getting the quest later.

09.03.2026 07:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He is told to go see Elder Wen in the Armory and she is basically like: “Cultivator Long, you will keep your goddamned mouth shut. We, the Verdant Green Waters Sect, are giving you: Guns. Lots of Guns.”

09.03.2026 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I already know A Thousand Li: The Second Storm is gonna be great because everyone in the Verdant Green Waters Sect is telling Wu Ying “You will not do the thing you are thinking about. It is a fool’s errand. You are a fool. You are not to do anything. It is surely your own death.”

And then…

09.03.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Oh, she’s bringing the pain AU CHOCOLAT, thank goodness.”

*Doorbell rings, I open it up and Manon is holding a baseball bat-sized bar of chocolate, which she proceeds to beat me with.*

08.03.2026 05:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When your Francophone friend texts “I’m bringing the pain” and you are unsure whether to be excited or terrified.

08.03.2026 05:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s sort of a nice slow-burn suspense with a great payoff at the end. Also it captures quite well the feeling of being in a place that is familiar enough, yet you are still a fish out of water.

07.03.2026 07:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Repeat after me: the purity chasing in fandom is moral bigotry.

The same cloth, same exact one, every stitch and pattern-
Fascists cut from to isolate and kill marginalized communities.

That’s why you’re being called fascists. Not because you don’t like -insert art/fiction here-

06.03.2026 05:54 👍 992 🔁 433 💬 12 📌 11

My biggest argument for how I know Claude isn't self aware is that they AI guys care about it. If it had wants and needs, they'd abandon it immediately.

07.03.2026 05:44 👍 163 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0

Just to add my own review, The First Step is an incredibly engaging read. Wu Ying is a hard working protagonist who hones his cultivation through practice and luck… and a little help from his friends, who are a wild and interesting bunch of characters. (We love you, Tou He!)

Trust me, get the book!

07.03.2026 06:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just finished A Thousand Li: The Second Sect. Excellent read. I still think book 4—The Second Expedition—remains my favorite for now but this was a close contender.

07.03.2026 06:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If this ain't a mood...

07.03.2026 05:57 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Coming soon: The Amethyst Alcove: A Mörk Borg Scenario A hazy hexcrawl through the frozen tundra of Kergüs and the warm dirt of necromancy. 48 page A5 zine, A3 map, + Cassette Soundtrack.

You fuck with Mörk Borg? Just about a week left until the launch of the Amethyst Alcove. Follow along for the slow unraveling of it all.

05.03.2026 01:06 👍 56 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

You ever meet a girl you’re so attracted to you’re like, “I need her to kill me and tell my corpse the way I died wasn’t good enough”?

06.03.2026 04:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26142 🔁 10261 💬 75 📌 204

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

05.03.2026 14:40 👍 10419 🔁 3369 💬 489 📌 177

the organizers and lud's family talked to @nbcwashington.com

lud's lawyer spoke publicly about the case for the first time.

you know the drill.
spread the word to #FreeLud

source: www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/h...

05.03.2026 01:42 👍 337 🔁 332 💬 0 📌 3

And with each passing day we unerringly approach reprinting the bestiary battle cards repackaged as a party game called "Hear Me Out."

04.03.2026 19:03 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.

04.03.2026 18:00 👍 3010 🔁 980 💬 17 📌 10

A formless, unholy piece of geometry bursting forth with writhing shadow serpents, each bearing a thousand fangs and dripping venom.

"Wow, so your hear-me-outs are all 10s, Cass? God, you're so basic."

04.03.2026 17:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hanging out with monster fuckers really messes with your sense of things. Looking at an illustration of a rust monster thinking "hear me out," only to have my brain immediately be like, "What are you thinking, Cass? That rust monster is conventionally attractive, that's not a hear me out at all!"

04.03.2026 17:53 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

Of course you like AI, buddy, it spews your bullshit right back at you and makes you think you're smart.

04.03.2026 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing worse than an ignorant person who can read. Makes them think they're some sort of philosopher genius. Like if you listen to them talk for more than two minutes it's clear they're full of shit, but they think they've somehow managed to see the secrets of the universe.

04.03.2026 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good luck with the tour! I’m sadly on the opposite coast, but I hope it goes well!

04.03.2026 04:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh so when OTHER cultivators are just popping off enlightenment in public it’s beautiful and a wondrous pursuit of their dao, but when *I* do it, it’s “obscene” and “violating public nudity laws”…

04.03.2026 04:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0