These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
06.03.2026 18:46
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Whoa
06.03.2026 14:47
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This is a huge story in US soccer right now, folks 👇
06.03.2026 14:36
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Well yea but the article isn’t saying RDZ for now it’s if we stay up. Him being the light at the end of the tunnel fucking sucks and would be indicative of the major problems we have structurally not being fixed imo
06.03.2026 17:46
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The illegal and offensive war costs over $1 billion a day. Our kids starve so they can murder brown kids somewhere else.
The Epstein Class doesn't care about you.
06.03.2026 17:06
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Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
06.03.2026 06:56
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They have 5 different children at least (that have been shown on screen) thy get nasty and thy get nasty OFTEN
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Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen? And the only reason it’s not in screen is because the showrunners have always been cowards.
06.03.2026 17:27
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"Everyone is 12" theory remains undefeated.
At this point, I think there might literally be a 7th grade boy running White House comms.
06.03.2026 15:00
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So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff
06.03.2026 17:04
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Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
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It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation
This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society
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MORE: Kremlin officials are criticizing the United States for military operations against Iran and are using the escalation in the Middle East to set conditions to blame the United States for any future failures in negotiations for a peace in Ukraine. 🧵(1/3) isw.pub/UkrWar030526
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It's 1992, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2008, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.
It's 2026, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east...
06.03.2026 14:35
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I am frankly more concerned about the apathy of the American public and even more importantly the lack of leadership in the Democratic Party.
This is not a dress rehearsal. Every single American must speak out against this Facist administration.
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say
Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...
Reuters Exclusive
"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East."
06.03.2026 02:50
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He also finished 5th, but for some reason that doesn’t seem to count.
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If Spurs get relegated then sacking Ange after winning a major trophy will go down in history as the worst decision in the club’s history & one of the all time blunders in the sport’s history. Lange & Levy should go down alongside Campbell & all fans who wanted him out should feel this worst
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In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
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We should reckon with the idea that Americans are so fucking dumb that we booted out the party that saved the country after Covid and created the best economic recovery in the world in favor of a con man who said he would use racism and magic to make everything cheaper and jobs plentiful.
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I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand
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Over 160 schoolgirls are dead. Anthropic and Palantir executives must immediately testify and tell the public whether their AI is responsible.
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Don't listen to or believe any polls.
Vote early.
Get your friends to vote early.
Cause SCOTUS is going to be up to some bullshit.
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Double Agent Snake Douchebag
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"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
Quite the headline from People.com
people.com/trump-says-i...
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Play Marathon with me
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He can stay there and the Sounders should cut him.
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Romero and now Van de Ven both getting stupid reds that may prove to be so, so costly. #COYS
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Barca trying to swoop vuskovic? Christ the lad hasn’t played in a spurs kit yet
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