“It’s a magical Liopleurodon!”
“I am le tired.”
“Guy was just like covered in dicks.”
I love these as much as the next 46-year-old, but come on folks.
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“It’s a magical Liopleurodon!”
“I am le tired.”
“Guy was just like covered in dicks.”
I love these as much as the next 46-year-old, but come on folks.
The latter is the very first thing I did when I woke up today. I’m beginning to despair of ever seeing the former.
I don’t understand why these kids today are being called ‘brainrot.’ Okay, well, I do understand, but it’s dumb. Y’all do remember that absolutely ridiculous, non-sensical bullshit we were pumping out for far longer than they have been, right?
I can work with that.
(Original comment was written in the mistaken understanding you were replying to a different post, and so made no sense.)
I’d trust Stitch with a chainsaw completely. As long as he was pointed at someone else. And about 50 feet away.
Makes paper shredder day at the office SO MUCH FUN.
No but I’m open to suggestion. What’s their budget look like?
Hi, my name is Mike and this (points to statistically much more exuberant friend) is my emotional support extrovert.
I went down an After Hours rabbit hole last night. Damn. I’d forgotten about the absolutely life threatening crush I had on Katie Willert back in the day (the day being probably mid June, 2016ish).
The last time I went to a food bank the person in line behind me told me I’d ’obviously had enough’ and should let everyone else get some food, too. So I’m really looking forward to having to do that again in the coming weeks, as an even fatter person now.
Sometimes it gets the right leg, but not often. Today while trying to just tidy up a bit, not even anything wild, I felt it starting down the right at the same time. Which is a first. And scary.
That’s kinda it. It hurts, and I’m scared about what that means. So yay.
The major issue I have with my back, aside from the obvious, is that if I don’t pay very close attention and take things SUPER easy, my muscles seize up from lower back down my left leg. This makes getting around every bit as fun and easy as it sounds.
We are nearly as far from the BSG reboot as the reboot is from the original.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
I’m pretty sure all of my genes are the cilantro gene.
Phoenix Ikner
Students mourn at FSU after mass shooting that left two dead.
Weird how the trial for the pro-Trump, white nationalist mass shooter who is accused of murdering two students at Florida State University (FSU) is about to start and hardly any news is talking about it. www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...
It will never cease to amuse me that so many people my age (for example, me) were taught the lesson of mortality and the frailty of this dream we call living by a cartoon movie about a very fatherly robot who turned into a big red truck.
CBS parent company Paramount canceled Colbert to win approval from Trump's FCC to merge with Skydance.
Now ABC parent company Disney suspends Kimmel as it seeks DOJ approval to buy Fubo — and its affiliate Nexstar seeks FCC approval to buy Tegna.
See how this works?
Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.
Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.
In all the news coming out of Nepal, I'd missed this little gem. Sometimes, kids, violence IS the answer. Especially when that violence is a flying jump-kick.
There's only one way this ends. Every noise and motion against it is simply delaying and exacerbating the inevitable.
Our country has been stolen from us and the only option we have to get it back, the only option we ever had, is to take it. By whatever means necessary.
I think someone much wittier than I could do a successful update of Who's On First using D&D, like putting together an initiative order or something
At worst, it'll be used to discredit and arrest Democrats and other opposition (and while it's totally possible some so persecuted would actually be guilty, this would be a pleasant side effect and absolutely a coincidence).
Probably both. And it'll work. Not sure why they haven't done it yet, tbh.
The only future for the Epstein files: either by coercing Maxwell or by just never letting her see the light of day again, the only list we'll get will be one Trump and/or GOP wrote themselves. AT BEST, it will be used to sweep everything under the rug and get MAGA to drop it.
My laugh traversed the entirety of human experience, from funny to rueful to slightly maniacal to almost crying.
Well, strictly speaking, you wouldn’t be wrong.
When (and why?) did my internal monologue change BG3 into BSG?
