If you haven't already, get yourself a small city newspaper in your feed to balance out the doom
If you haven't already, get yourself a small city newspaper in your feed to balance out the doom
Thinking of @benstiller.redhour.com during this difficult time
The big man with the talking tablet better live damnit
Markwayne? Is Markwayne here?
And if you think you might come to South Dakota, I wish you would
And it's one more day up in the fuck plane
Two words: booty plane
100 percent chance Kash Patel has already inquired about the booty plane
who will mutter Affair Force One preparing for liftoff
Does Toledo women's soccer need a social media manager, because I'll do that shit FOR FREE
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this dude has never referred to a butter burger as a “product”
🎵 Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box 🎵
For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.
These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20
Of these choices, 5. But none compare to a 5-star hotel branded ballpoint
Screenshot of Lauren Holly liking my comment
Did a quick drive by on threads and got a like from Mary Swanson herself 😍
Kill me now
That R doesn't stand for "rest"
Good morning! Yes, this is he
If Friends had aired on Tuesdays none of us would remember its existence
Beaverland, perhaps, but definitely not Beaverton
But POTUS had to impress Dennis Quaid on AF1 by attacking Iran. Totes normal
It's a 1984 reference, folks
I was into collecting hockey cards around this time and have no recollection of this. Amazing!
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
-BB
Hey now, I'm sure we have concepts of a plan
thank god
Disintegration
My initial assumption when it happens is that we would all remember where we were and what we were doing. But now I think it more likely ends up as a weeklong bender where you wake up on the roof of a house in a different state uncertain of your own name
Wells, it’s the Maine way.
Wells, it’s the Maine way.