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@nobodytoldme

Fine Art Photographer // Mythological Creature of Immense Power // Master of Monochrome // Vintage Camera Lord // Cat Daddy // REBEL

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This image made me smile.

I really like it. Anybody can make a perfect image, but a perfectly imperfect one is a helluva lot harder.

14.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That movie is such a masterpiece I have a hard time believing one of you humans actually made it!

The cinematography, the soundtrack, THE SETS!! Chef’s KISS!

14.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Transparency Film is the most beautiful film to ever exist and if anyone disagrees I will vaporize their weak, mortal flesh with my optic blasts!!!

14.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

14.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First images from my latest Fine Art Photography Series, β€œWe All Want to Scream”…

13.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the Klingon episode (Vox in Excelso) was the most STAR TREKY episode of TV since the original 60’s show!

The way that problem was solved was SO STAR TREK and I loved it!

13.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
John Carpenter on Suspiria
John Carpenter on Suspiria YouTube video by James Whale Bake Sale

youtu.be/WHO2-LA_nFw?...

13.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mentioned Suspiria, too!

It’s funny, I often watch Dawn of the Dead and Suspiria as a double feature on a projector in my art studio.

Movies are just better on a projector!

13.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Suspiria!!

It’s so beautiful and weirdβ€”and John Carpenter liked it!

13.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, it was shot in a rare two-color process (red/green) which gives the film a really interesting look!

13.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love your work! You have the best avatar EVER!! So cool!

Definitely gotta get you to do a portrait of my cat, Merlin, in the near future!

13.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But are you boot-licky enough for Autocracy???

13.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’ALL..

I ate a baby today.

DON’T TELL!!!

13.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few thousand Luigi’s could change the course of history right now.

13.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not more afraid of us and it shows.

13.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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President Pedo is the bottom of the barrel!

At least we’ll never have a stupider Presidentβ€”that’s one positive I suppose?

13.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what, I think I misunderstood your postβ€”forget EVERYTHING I said!

13.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!! The best is mixing O-Positive with a big ole dollop of lemongrass/viscera aioli and chasing with a flaming cerebrospinal fluid!

Chef’s KISS!!

13.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean she’s the only FLOTUS that you can Google a picture of her pussy.

Is that what she’s talking about??

13.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I live in Orange County, CA and I can confirm it’s HOT AF right now.

I went outside for two seconds and was like, β€œNOPE”.

12.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ummm.. do you not see how much orange makeup he slathers on, with a spatula??

He uses more hairspray than a fckn drag queen and they still think he’s a manly man!

12.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get off X, don’t choose greed over moralityβ€”also, you’ll generate more sales from Liberals than Conservatives.

12.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s β€œParallels”!

12.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Movies are better on a projectorβ€”I don’t know what it is, they just ARE..

12.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALSOβ€”is that a Cronenberg movie??

He’s a fckn GENIUSβ€”I watch Videodrome on a projector in my garage and it is MAGICAL.

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s gonna be a β€œlittle snafu” when we separate them from their heads after their Nuremberg Trials..

12.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so you’re one of the people that voted trump or didn’t vote.. time to block!

BYE!

11.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe after the country’s a burned out husk you can talk to the manger about the DNC’s lack of rizz??

11.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0