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My black cat in a too small box yawning at the camera like he’s screaming

Are you ready to rock?!

#Caturday

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Macro abstract photograph of an abalone shell

Pearlish Sky
#784 taken 3:57 pm
#art #photography #macro #abstract

I think if my cat could speak, she would say motherfucker a whole lot.

This is my bat signal.

What’s the Swedish word for eating something so fast you really didn’t get to appreciate it

I find it terribly amusing to sing to my cat. My cat does not.

Original crystal Xbox hooked up to Sony PVM CRT TV with DOOM 3 on screen.

DOOM 3 on a CRT is calling me.

When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.

I'm a game design genius

Over committed to sourdough now have to stay up for two more hours to stretch and fold and I’m mad about it

Kurt Vonnegut spotted passing through Riverdale.

i don’t usually care for hot drinks but sometimes it’s nice to start the day with a steaming mug of panic attack

i’m like if a faerie had big hair and said mother fucker a lot

Should be illegal

Getting the surgery that makes it so you see everyone as skeletons

lady sith lords are cool because they are just evil sorcerer women but sent to the space knightification station first. anyway this is why i deserve to be fried with force lightning and have my worldview pieced apart via sabotage, manipulation, lies, and being forced to kill all of my friends by Her

I can't believe it's not turbo butter

Being the main character in anything sounds like way too much work.

this is the best middle school lunch table conversation in the year 2001

The OP is also hilarious

frankie, my tabby, asleep under a throw blanket on a bed. she has her paws sticking out with her lil thumb claw showing.

danger mittens

hang on, talking to the currency exchange guy at the airport right now.

cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite

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Eating a burrito and looking at my pet

“Oh shit you want some?” I say with food in my mouth and open wide for them to take the chunks