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Michelle

@chellebat

I work at a public library. I really, really like my job. Summer is coming. My likes: WBB, reading, football My loves: Hubs, our rescue pups (if you can identify their breeds, lmk).

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I think at some point teachers will be allowed to say:
“I am not fucking kidding.”
“I shit you not.”
“Those mother fuckers actually did that.”
Without repercussions.

13.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d like to thank and mildly curse you and @moryan.bsky.social for praising this show. I stayed up waaay past my bedtime watching last night. And will probably do the same again tonight.

09.03.2026 15:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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All 5 Hours of This Apple TV Sci-Fi Series Are a Perfect Weekend Binge From Start to Finish Murderbot, featuring a cyborg bodyguard played by Alexander Skarsgård, is one of Apple TV's most groundbreaking sci-fi comedy series.

Great article about Murderbot the show: collider.com/murderbot-ap...

09.03.2026 14:37 👍 332 🔁 55 💬 7 📌 0

This has to be the most immaculate shot in curling EVER.

09.03.2026 13:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hired by the same sheriff’s department, both go through same screening, both go through an academy, both badged. No, not identical, but close enough. Especially in attitudes and beliefs and actions.
(Source: personal experience)

08.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not really. Once that study came out, closed ranks and lied and covered up more for each other. They see themselves as gods, can’t participate in or believe they might be wrong/bad.

08.03.2026 00:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When else would you get the chance? 🤣

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walkies, agility, or carrots?

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was an excellent choice of picture by the AP. “You didn’t mean for everyone to know how shitty I am”

05.03.2026 23:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 8550 🔁 2076 💬 98 📌 95

Moon hummus and potatoes for everyone!!!!!

05.03.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With the money raised from kicking Jeff’s balls, the hosting organization could acquire the Sky and build them a damn palace of basketball innovation.

05.03.2026 17:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s just thinking of her western time zone friends.

04.03.2026 20:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Agreed that the beginner kits are very stereotypical girlie coded.

I just couldn’t resist showing off cat butt patterns.

03.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah. Boss and I ended up getting pattern from Etsy and sourcing the kit from our stashes for work program. There are some dino and superhero kits out here, but either not truly beginner or pricier than we wanted. Happy hunting and hope the kiddo likes cross stitch.

03.03.2026 05:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Cat Butts Cross-Stitch Kit: Includes 4 Patterns (RP Minis) Cat Butts Cross-Stitch Kit: Includes 4 Patterns (RP Minis) [Running Press, Caetano, Sosae, Caetano, Dennis] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Cat Butts Cross-Stitch Kit: Includes 4 Patterns (RP Minis)

I thought the cat butts were universal when I snagged them.

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03.03.2026 05:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Baby wipes. Small pack that you can open with one hand. Great for small cleanup ups and spills, especially when you don’t want to move too much after you get comfortable.

25.02.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That training has become a religion for most of them. It is so corrosive to decency and has completely infected most law enforcement.

25.02.2026 20:25 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But yelling boomers bad is okay? When that generation passes, who are you going to blame for the misogyny among young males?
G•merg•te and its descendant incels are not boomer things.
In this case, it most definitely was men. And men who’d rather sellout women than risk their precarious standing.

25.02.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude, eff off again. Because NONE of those hockey players are boomers. My dad called out his peers. Left groups because of comments, over 40 years ago. So, no, it’s not the generation, it’s individuals. And those too scared to call out their peers.

25.02.2026 20:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every single word of this.

And a giant f**k off to Ellen Weinberg Hughes for her pathetic words and the misogynistic way she raised her sons.

25.02.2026 17:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh eff off. I’m 53 and heard this bs all my life. “Give it time, boys will be boys, he’s actually a good guy, he’s just joking.” Anything for a white male to not have to challenge a white male.

25.02.2026 17:37 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She needs to be gone!

25.02.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cover from CSLP manual. A free Trex is sprawled in the stacks reading

Cover from CSLP manual. A free Trex is sprawled in the stacks reading

A cute blue triceratops named digby

A cute blue triceratops named digby

If you’re not already a regular, you may want to see if your local public library is doing a summer reading program. Theme this year is “Unearth a Story” and the mascot is Digby, a cute triceratops.

25.02.2026 16:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“accidentally”

24.02.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes there is

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24.02.2026 21:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

24.02.2026 19:42 👍 8155 🔁 2120 💬 97 📌 266

In the middle of my backswing?!?!?

24.02.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then perhaps the league shouldn’t have waited 6 weeks and arrived empty handed. Unless the goal was no season for an even bigger write off.

24.02.2026 01:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marina just said “No, she hit me first” from what I can tell. Temi got her out there quick. Couldn’t make out what she was saying.

24.02.2026 01:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0