Gaz Ubermick

Watching Ireland v Wales in the rugby. Because yes, I’d rather watch international egg chasing than I would slotballox.

a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it

Jamison Gibson Park singing Amhrán na bFhiann. Man.

Search suggestions from DuckDuckGo preemptively wondering why the rogue state of Israel is attacking absolutely everyone and anyone.

Search suggestions are getting madder and madder each day...

Either way this season is fucking miserable. You either go into it feeling bad and HOPEFULLY getting pleasantly surprised or more likely a bit of relief at getting a squeaky result combined with anger at how fucking bad they played, or go into it feeling optimistic and having that beaten out of you.

Fully expecting us to win this (then again I did the other night) but it will be a fucking turgid and hard to watch affair (as it was the other night) followed by excuses and complaints from our illustrious manager (as it was the other night) which will just piss me off (as it did the other night.)

"And this is how the Fyre Festival came to be..."

He really has morphed into Rodgers 2.0 in no short time. He's a few days away from pulling out three envelopes at training and telling poor Rio off for saying "steady." Given the excuse train, I bet he's already at "self portrait hanging in the living room" phase.

Good man Will. The crest on the shirt always - ALWAYS - over the names on the backs. Players and suits will come and go (apart from a few magnificent exceptions) but the club remains.

Watch now we'll win that one at a canter, given the comparative lack of importance to league position. (Not to downplay the FA Cup, but fuck me if we don't make Champions League qualification AS THE REIGNING FUCKING CHAMPIONS)

This where I'm getting utterly confused and honestly furious. These are elite level players and being as static as we are is just schoolboy level errors. They can't all have regressed THAT much, so it has to be tactical? But that makes no sense either. Surely they've not metaphorically downed tools?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH II - HAHHA HARDER

Should have been a yellow for the foul, followed by a second for simulation.

Nothing screams confidence like watching Arne Slot wandering aimlessly around his technical area, throwing his hands up in the air, and generally looking utterly confused.

GET IN MO

See the change in pace and urgency after the goal. That tells you it can only be by design that we don’t do that beforehand. Pathetic honestly

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck sake.

GET YOUR KID OFF THE PITCH YOU BALD FRAUD

I think the only thing that would surprise me less about Gakpo doing that is if he somehow managed to cut in from the left before doing it, the helmet.

HOW???!?!

Slotball my arse.

You love to see it. (Because normally you can't)

Today was the day. Bright and clear, but cold. Still too fat to cram myself into my proper gear, so had to do with my mesh "fat" jacket and pants over the usual clothes. Just so nice to be back on two wheels, even it if's just a mundane morning rush hour commute.

#Motosky
#Motorcycle
#F800GS

For a sec there, I thought that was the 10-day, then I copped it was the hourly.

BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!!

Load of shite that.

God that's embarrassing. The fume if Salah did that.

Flashbacks to when Lucas did his knee against Chelsea, but we were so threadbare he went back on, and three minutes later was down for nine months.

HOW THE FUCK ARE TWO PLAYERS COMPLETELY UNMARKED AT THE BACK POST?!?!?

Sigh...