Mary Hinge

balls deep probably

you can't get pregnant in the mouth

lime pickle might taste like soap but I can't stop eating it

I get quite a few that way 🐦💀🪦

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on the cover of a magazine....

.... rat trap & sunflower seeds are all you need 😉

do they eat the buds?

lucky floor 😏

*gay for pay

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hope you kept the receipt

💅

*1991

You in another decade

🚨unauthorised Joan 🚨

just said it was full of old white ppl, brexit land

had an argument at work today about Woodbridge

😋

you'll have to climb over me first

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accident on A12 northbound

beats talking about who has died and incontinence

might just put that dead pigeon on the windscreen

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Where's your seat belt ? Don't want your pretty face all mangled up

All go here dolly 🤣👋

Up at dawn's crack to move the car off the drive and onto the road so I'm not blocked in by the bitches from the nursery 🙄 a singing Blackcap was nice though, a dead pigeon on the lawn was not

Umm, you 'drew' it 👨‍🎨🤷🏽‍♂️