Headzo

Terminator reboot but instead of having dogs to sniff out the robots, they just ask them to draw a picture and see if it's AI slop

Mark-ass-bitch-Wayne

Scott County couple facing firearms charges after 38 guns found in home, deputies say A Scott County couple is facing multiple firearms charges after deputies said 38 guns were found in their home in 2025.

Early contender for Mugshots of the Year: featuring Chadillac Saurus Rexx and his wife Manda Saurus

Government officials need to be bullied. Keep doing this and never stop doing it. It works.

Wow, I can't set up a cockfighting ring on my #Pokopia island? What am I supposed to do with all these Pidgeottos?!

Bioweapon that only kills billionaires and podcast hosts

a man in a blue suit is standing in front of a building with his mouth open and his eyes closed . Alt: It's the GIF of homelander looking winded and concerned about whatever he was just doing

Just left a store without buying anything and I wasn't hauled in for questioning

Don't let them distract you with this Jim Carrey body double thing. We still need answers about the Avril Lavigne and Andrew WK clones that are out there right now

Wow what a fuckin dork

Hey remember that one time 4 days ago when I dropped a tater tot on the floor? My dog sure does.

a store front with a sign that says pork rinds to terrier Alt: It's the scene from dumb and dumber where Lloyd talks to the guys about big gulps

How I arrived on Bluesky

i wonder if that shit on trumps neck is just charlie kirk trying to communicate from beyond the grave

"windows 12 reportedly set to release this year as a fully modular, subscription based, AI focused operating system"

Oh cool, it's all the things none of us want

If we get rid of AI, how is Sleep Token going to put out more of the shittiest music the world has ever heard?

Thanks Obiden

The form of the destructor has been chosen and it is Punch the monkey

*Bombs Iran and triggers the apocalypse*

Gozer: Choose the form of the destructor

Guy dropping bombs: huh?

Gozer: The choice has been made

La La still rips

Oh I'm sorry, I can't buy one of these NEO robots and send him to work for me? But I was told to work on my delegation abilities.

crip moon when

Fallout Boy Kibble

Very annoying to find a new band you're into and you just missed their US tour 🫠

And then ICE kidnaps or murders Jesus?

A blue and white glass paperweight that I made.

Week 3 of glassblowing class. I don't think I'm very good at this, but I find the whole thing very therapeutic.

Okay Midwest, come and get your snowbirds back

Sounds like next weekend's problem

Thanks to shrinkflation, possession is only seven tenths of the law

They should make another 2 girls 1 cup video with a cup made out of his hollowed out skull

Can someone ask the showrunner of my personal Truman Show to maybe try some new material or get some new writers? This show sucks.

The internet is going to be depressing today, so don't forget, you have the option to pop an edible and watch spring training all day

Are these the same guys that used to be on those little motorcycles in the Guinness book of World records?