Phronk

Lions, tigers, and bears, O, P. Q, R, S, T, U, and V.

They should get rid of the time change in spring but keep the one in fall. I like getting an extra hour. By 2050 we’ll have a whole extra day.

I tell you what, it’s lucky that water freezes at zero degrees. Imagine it was minus twenty and you’re out soaked in liquid rain. Man.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Looks like gentle urging isn’t protecting civilians.

every fucking thing from these cretins is "we're the biggest boys, the biggest strongest boys, the best biggest strongest boys ever, so big and strong" while they brutalize and murder other human beings

A handful of elderly men in cognitive decline get emotional and suddenly there are mushroom clouds in the sky. Great way to run a planet. Nice job.

Searching drugs.com for penisomab. There is no result but the website offers to ask an AI agent.

The drugs.com AI claims that penisonomab is a medication used to treat DLBCL.

Asking the AI if penisomomab is a real. It responds that no, it is made up.

The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well

I always get mixed feelings reading about history. I feel like we’re all so incredibly dumb for repeating the same mistakes over and over. But I also feel hopeful because we always overcome those mistakes and there are survivors who move on. So far, at least.

I feel very strongly that if a mug has a picture on it, it should be on both sides. I want to see that picture while I drink, and I want others to see the picture too. Nobody wants to see this!!!

Getting into music with weird body horror art.

#vinyl

Spinning this Avalanches album this morning. Signed, picture discs, cool artwork. Funner than digital music imo.

You do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to him, but it’s incredible that Epstein had enough hours in the day to do all the stuff he’s accused of and generate millions of computer files. Imagine using all that energy and clout for good instead of evil.

I’m just kidding you guys, please don’t get a dog instead of therapy

I got a PhD in psychology so I could confirm this is SCIENCE.

Who wants to play my new card game. It’s called diarrhea squirts.

I know I’m a little late to commenting on this, but it’s absolutely insane that there’s a casino game called “craps.”

Happy Whatever Holiday Today Is

First they came for Screech Powers,

And I did not speak out

Then thye came for Dawson Creek,

Maybe in a loose sense, but I’m talking more about modern LLM-based generative AI.

Good point. It’s kind of a continuation of people trusting influencers over actual experts. Simplicity and the illusion of confidence are good enough.

True! Those AI summaries just make every search take longer. Not to mention the web itself melting into AI slop.

A machine can’t tell us the richest information, which is about how one particular intelligence survived, thrived, and failed over its lifetime so far.

I think part of what makes AI so unsatisfying is that it has no anecdotes. It can only average human experiences—it can’t relay any experiences of its own. Google was already fine at finding factual information before AI.

Yeah that sucked. And Carrie Fisher later that year. Ugh.

David Bowie, in an interview from *2002*. Spotify was still years away.

I think the world really went down the crapper when he died.

From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH

From: Alisa Bekins Date: February 3. 2016 at 6:20:23 PM EST To: Subject: Meeting - Feb 4 - 9:30 AM - Peter Thiel dietary restrictions- CONFIDENTIAL Peter mentioned he is heading to Jeff's tomorrow at 9:30 AM. In the event they eat breakfast, here is a list of Peter's dietary restrictions for your Chef. Please let me know if anything changes or you need anything! ;) All the best, Alisa

why are peter thiel's dietary restrictions redacted in the epstein files? what the hell is that dude not eating