keith 🦴

can i please have one band? i’ll give u $10 for it

boycat is a far superior gender to catboy i think

😢

would u hate me if i started gooning in front of ur mom☺️

just killed myself AMA

this app is so funny because i post here only rarely and i post Good even more rarely and yet every time i open it i have mysteriously gained like 30 followers

I dont know how to explain it but this is akin to those office space classroom chlorine pool liminal space images to me. i’ve pet this dog and napped next to him. i know it

I want to rail a fat line and pretend im a puppy online

NO!!!!

I am jumping up and down in the middle of this store

“Str8”

No i dont

I want to kill myself

purchases something

how i feel impersonating my boss on the phone because he told me to

everyone customerposting while im currently at work….. im customerliving rn. listening to on-hold music and holding a gun to my head

I feel like everyone in the world was meant to be 20 years old. everyone should be 20 years old all the time

yeah im bored as hell im onto jobposting

that one white boy who does NOT play about portable toilet rentals and septic pumping

let’s gooo. im at work rn (on bluesky)

hi lucy paws how r u this friday 12:43 pm

Hi guys im limited on twitter for saying the faggot word five months ago

inventing a Forever rave where eventually u just pass out and collapse and die and that’s the end

Sorry for not posting on the App i was busy dealing with the horrors

my tummy is full and so is my heart

u should be able to drink poppers

i would pay $399 to become one of those people who pay $16 to a movie theater, watch whatever just came out, leave the movie saying “i didnt get it :3” and then never think about the film again

straight guys are right liking women is kinda gay