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Greg Hagen

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San Francisco iOS, OS and Performance engineer Formerly Apple

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With proper training in motel management, Norman Bates would have not have made the mistakes he made. The hospitality industry needs to be reformed, not abolished.

24.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Spoilers I guess but if that doesn’t make you want to watch it I don’t know what would.

24.01.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Stamets resurrected his dead husband through sheer force of human YEARNING I was like this is some Star Trek right here for real.

24.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest disappointment with Discovery is that for the first few seasons they were doing Dragonball Z levels of powerscaling, an interesting idea for Star Trek, but they kind of abandoned that and shot them into a boring far future.

24.01.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m rewatching Star Trek Discovery season 1 and I do not understand how people could dislike this show.

24.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can often determine if we’ll get along by how you pronounce β€œantifa”

23.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are talking about General Hospital. BE AWARE. BE SAFE.

23.01.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We invented nuns from the famous religious treatis β€œplease don’t invent nuns oh god they keep slapping my hands”

23.01.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh that’s just nuns

23.01.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Torment Nexus from the classic Kafka story, "Of Course They're Going to Make the Torment Nexus, It's Inevitable".

22.01.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there was a word to describe this.

22.01.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The revolution will be TV's Frank

19.01.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whole milk is tied for 5th place in my list of favorite drinks

19.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A very sleepy cat

A very sleepy cat

What have I been up to for the last year? Well!

19.01.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter’s finally at the point where they share screenshots of Bluesky for breaking news so I guess I’m back here.

19.01.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo about this…

17.12.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Yang’s Hard Lads was the first game I loaded onto my Steam Deck. It’s a funny little game about drunk dudes hitting each other with chairs and the worst you could say about it is that it’s vaguely homoerotic. Delisted now from itch.io.

24.07.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we had gotten some warning from Steam and Itch... but we already know it's Collective Shout + payment processors waging culture war against LGBTQ people and sexual expression. I guess there's nothing else for Steam and Itch to say

24.07.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 997 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I just wanted somewhere to post my weird gay video games. Why can’t they leave us alone

24.07.2025 11:28 πŸ‘ 1168 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm working on a GamesIndustry.biz article about the Steam and Itch content crackdowns, and I'd love to hear from someone in a country where payment options online are limited. If you're reliant on PayPal or another highly specific processor to get hold of games, please get in touch!

24.07.2025 10:30 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
iOS 7

iOS 7

Loving it already.

09.06.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lawlessness we are living through is the perfect opportunity to sneak in private API usage into your AppStore submissions.

25.04.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Pricemaster
Pricemaster YouTube video by Found Footage Fest

Pricemaster-assed economy.

youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?...

23.04.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sell stocks to buy gold, sell gold to buy stocks. I’d be better off if I was in a coma for the last month, but if he was successful in firing Powell I’d be happy to not be destitute.

23.04.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s economy feels like someone is holding me up by my legs and shaking the change out of my pockets.

23.04.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To the public: β€œthe democrats want you to eat bugs!”
In their policy: β€œyou will ONLY color food with crushed bugs.”

23.04.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The legendary Pricemaster

The legendary Pricemaster

22.04.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Re-releasing Oblivion and having the only DLC be a +$10 deluxe version that includes horse armor is an incredible bit.

22.04.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Painting depicting British privateers in a sailing ship boarding a trading ship

Painting depicting British privateers in a sailing ship boarding a trading ship

Trade policy based on deficits only works if the US can control the trade between our partners. In colonialism, this was accomplished by forcing countries to trade only via the mother country’s ships.

Anyway what I’m saying here is that we might see actual high seas piracy again in our lifetime.

09.04.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1