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Newcastle fan since 92. When I couldn’t get a ticket I blagged a year working for the club and got to watch Eddie’s 24/25 trophy winning Mags!! Purest jam. πŸ˜‚

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Obvs the sly digs are expected and indeed very much appreciated. ☺️

#youveseenUNITED
#nufc

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not often you see something like this from the dot com lads.

Love it.

Same again Saturday!

And then midweek!

And then especially the next weekend!

πŸ˜…

#nufc

05.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AND AGAIN LAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!

04.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad there is no football on tonight.
Got the high blood pressure haven’t I.
I’m sure a match against my 90’s Tormentors-in-chief wouldn’t have helped at all!

#nufc

04.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With this post I tempted the Powers That Be and was duly punished.
πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ˜…

28.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The bairn showing the lads how it is to be done come 3pm!

Nestled bottom corner, Pickford no chance. ⚽️ πŸ¦– πŸ˜‚

HOWAY THE LADS!! #nufc #NEWEVE

28.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No way!
Hunting that down now.

26.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Provided you have the cartridge/own the digital of course

#areyouthecops
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26.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oracle of Seasons on Analogue Pocket, and Breath Of The Wild as I only just bought a Switch 2, downloaded the upgrade, tested it, and then haven’t put it down since!

Now, when you say you played the originals on DS, you mean the original DS yeah? As they’re GBA games!

26.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Play it!
Defined a console.
Albeit not this one. πŸ˜…

26.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this ALT: a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this
26.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this ALT: a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this
26.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooo!
He has a new Red Dwarf book coming out this year too!

26.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I don't think TOTK makes it.
Firstly it is a tour de force by Nintendo, no one has yet reverse engineered Recall and Ultrahand and implemented better, and on Switch? Wow! The skydiving, unbelievably, got boring.
Reckon I spent a fifth of my time waiting for the wind gust to refill!

25.02.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAANDDDDD:

Super Mario World needs to be there so that over Galaxy...

but that one is incredibly close! Hahaha!

25.02.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they did! Mint btw.
But our coefficients used for ranking are calculated over seasons worth of data and ours is obviously poo.

So far!

24.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not.

And more is the shame because what a tie that would have been!!

24.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The proof. :(

24.02.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#nufc
Just learned that because of seeding, Newcastle would be at home in the first leg for every round until the Champions League final.

Another crappy stipulation to protect the status quo.

:(

#UCL

24.02.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I reckon Wissa is nailed on.

UNLESS!!

Gordon has a real stiffy for Champions League goals and begs for a start. πŸ˜…

A rare ballot win for me so being there I hope for a decent enough side being put out and a win. :)

23.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so therapeutic to hear it said out loud.
In an American accent no less.

19.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coupla subs.
Metal Gear Solid 1 for me.

I haven’t gotten through RDR2 but I still know it’s probably the best game I haven’t completed.

Witcher 3 same.

Haven’t touched Elden Ring.

Tempted to put in Halo 3. Maybe even Destiny for what it was once.

Final Fantasy 7/8.

Silksong or Super Metroid

19.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredibly solid choices.

19.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect summation of my thoughts on him. πŸ‘

19.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whereas I sat on the remote and lost the match at 50minutes

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19.02.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All caught up?

18.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should be golden mate!

18.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe’s comments and his need for some home truths Our cartoonist reflects on the Manchester United co-owner’s recent statements and electioneering, via the prism of Cracker’s DCI Bilborough

David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe’s comments and his need for some home truths

17.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
Newcastle United players push Eddie Howe to take in the applause from the away end!
Newcastle United players push Eddie Howe to take in the applause from the away end! YouTube video by Newcastle Fans TV

Must see, full 2 minutes at the end of the game, as #NUFC players push Eddie Howe take in the applause. ⚫️βšͺοΈπŸ‘
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10.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Pensioners at full back in a 433.
Three strikers on the bench, none in the starting lineup.

Yikes.

10.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0