Thinking about how I went to middle school with this girl who was in a polyamorous relationship at the ripe age of like 12 and she explained a triad to me and I was like “you have to find time for BOTH of them…. Sounds exhausting” and 31 year old Dom isn’t that different after all
The gay agenda has made its way into modern pediatric medicine!! Our family doctor asked us if our 11 month old is cruising yet!
I mean this wholeheartedly… what THE fuck
HAPPENING NOW: Police arrested hundreds of protestors including Jewish elders, descendants of Holocaust survivors, and students, dragging them out of a sit-in at Trump Tower by their arms and legs.
Jews say: Free Mahmoud, Free Palestine!
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
My baby thinks I am the funniest person alive and that’s really the only confidence boost I need
“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!”
ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you
It should be illegal to get sick right before your birthday and then also start your period
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I put my email in Lesbian Connections to be a Contact Dyke and some young lesbian emailed me so now I have fulfilled my lifelong dream of being a lesbian elder :)
Prove us wrong
Would not wish butt cheek chaffing on my worst enemy
Also why didn’t anyone tell me my butt could experience chaffing from my cheeks rubbing together
Reached the point in my testosterone journey where I’m googling ways to manage my swamp ass
These are so good!!
Winters are so hard for me (and everyone) every year. But parenthood has given me the gift of appreciating the chance to slow down and hibernate until warmth and the sun graces us with its presence again
“Actually maybe this is racist” -Jamie watching Fantasia
Self care is not reading anymore articles for today and instead googling “frog decorations” for my baby’s first birthday party that we started planning 🐸
We’re reading The Bell Jar in this class now and I think that Sylvia Plath might have been depressed
Fucking cruel
A Star Trek shuttlecraft flies through the air. The word "screaming" appears in parentheses.
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
Little Dom would be devastated to learn this news
One of the comments on this is “two dumb bitches telling each other ‘exactlllyyyy’” and that is so fucking funny
How will I learn or laugh ever again now that Tiktok has been officially banned
Not exaggerating when I say my 8 month olds new ability to crib nap consistently has made my life so much less stressful
Agreed! Thankfully I can do mine in my tummy which is slightly less painful but still a huge pain to do them weekly
Cottonseed oil joe (what I call myself after I do my T shot)
