bird girl

prepared horseradish? prepared for what?

in my loading screen era

heads really spec in aching, no other body part does it quite the same

I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube

Reminder that I am fervently in the camp of "do not be cruel to person shaped computer programs lest you teach yourself to be cruel to humans."

dreamt of a blue magnetized cheez-it covered in iron filings

how strange

feels so good to take things out of a big box and put them in a small box

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

apartment cat escaping into the hallway must be like visiting the backrooms

i cannot rest until i find this little rubber foot

it must feel so fucking good to be a cat and roll around on a keyboard

once again would like to give a shoutout to naps

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done

parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.

call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit

girl who has no nonvolatile memory

this petard was a group project

on that dark night of the soul bullshit

furtive pygmy, never forget

i went to the cartoon discourse store and everyone knew you

gonna go back to abusing semicolons like i did when i was a teenager

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

accidentally huffed the carpet cleaning solution

"what would jesus do"

he would get murdered by the state

next question

my reward for fixing things to quiet my anxiety: more anxiety

if ur bluesky feed is boring it’s because you’re not following enough weird trans girls