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Chris Behmke

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Mostly here for sports. Celtics, Yankees, Eagles. UCONN (CT-born), BU (alum). Anything in the great state of Maine.

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@petemrogers.bsky.social Are these the Tatum 4’s that inspire a jersey?

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm shouting this out my window like Scrooge the morning after the ghosts visit.

05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Legit my internal monologue all day since waking up

06.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[josh rushes to the window seeing a long line of tatum jerseys walking into the garden]

josh: you there boy, what day is today?

20 year old crushing his third sam adams: brah its fahkin tatum day

josh: its tatum day. i havent missed it!

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

delicious

03.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

neemias queta saw all the shit said this offseason about the celtics having no front court and has made his personal mission to embarrass each and every one of you

02.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhy is it always the poor people helping the poor?”

27.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35614 πŸ” 10541 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 593

huge thank you to everyone who purchased an abolish ice jersey so far! we've currently raised over $12,000 for "Stand With Minnesota" organizations all thanks to you!

last day this jersey + a whole bunch of wolves, celtics, & other nba jerseys will be available: shopbanner18.com/collections/...

20.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God forbid you lament an absence of basketball πŸ™„

17.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump has produced the lowest GDP growth of any President in the last 80 years.

14.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 18
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πŸ’° Jerseys starting @ $49.99
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πŸ“¦ 4 weeks shipping

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13.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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⭐ ALL-STAR DROP ⭐

One of our biggest drops to date, with SIX new jerseys + jerseys we haven't had on the site a long long time, along with all the classics you know and love!

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13.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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abolish ice

now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations πŸ’œ

shopbanner18.com/products/abo...

13.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 28

The quality from @shopbanner18.bsky.social will be far superior to any Fanatics-branded option they’d offer on the team store too

11.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you cant buy it, make it. thats what i always say

11.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 33-22

10.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 510 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 5
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

07.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 33160 πŸ” 6080 πŸ’¬ 806 πŸ“Œ 436

This is so good

04.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my brothers killer meme he just texted me

04.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

27.01.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 7512 πŸ” 1922 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 93

They’re coming for your guns!

27.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 5
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 28793 πŸ” 10724 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 981

FOLLOWING THE NEWS OF YET ANOTHER FATAL SHOOTING IN
MINNEAPOLIS, A CITY THAT HAS BEEN ON THE FOREFRONT OF THE
FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICES, NBA PLAYERS CAN NO
LONGER REMAIN SILENT.
NOW MORE THAN EVER, WE MUST DEFEND THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA PROTESTING AND RISKING THEIR LIVES TO DEMAND JUSTICE.
THE FRATERNITY OF NBA PLAYERS, LIKE THE UNITED STATES ITSELF, IS A COMMUNITY ENRICHED BY ITS GLOBAL CITIZENS, AND WE REFUSE TO LET THE FLAMES OF DIVISION THREATEN THE CIVIL
LIBERTIES THAT ARE MEANT TO PROTECT US ALL.
THE NBPA AND ITS MEMBERS EXTEND OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILIES OF ALEX PRETTI AND RENEE GOOD, JUST AS OUR THOUGHTS REMAIN FOCUSED ON THE SAFETY AND WELL-BEING OF ALL MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY.
NBPA

FOLLOWING THE NEWS OF YET ANOTHER FATAL SHOOTING IN MINNEAPOLIS, A CITY THAT HAS BEEN ON THE FOREFRONT OF THE FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICES, NBA PLAYERS CAN NO LONGER REMAIN SILENT. NOW MORE THAN EVER, WE MUST DEFEND THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA PROTESTING AND RISKING THEIR LIVES TO DEMAND JUSTICE. THE FRATERNITY OF NBA PLAYERS, LIKE THE UNITED STATES ITSELF, IS A COMMUNITY ENRICHED BY ITS GLOBAL CITIZENS, AND WE REFUSE TO LET THE FLAMES OF DIVISION THREATEN THE CIVIL LIBERTIES THAT ARE MEANT TO PROTECT US ALL. THE NBPA AND ITS MEMBERS EXTEND OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILIES OF ALEX PRETTI AND RENEE GOOD, JUST AS OUR THOUGHTS REMAIN FOCUSED ON THE SAFETY AND WELL-BEING OF ALL MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY. NBPA

The National Basketball Players Association has released a statement on the killings in Minneapolis:

β€œFollowing the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent”

25.01.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4478 πŸ” 1108 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 67

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

24.01.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 10334 πŸ” 2577 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 121
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My ethics are really, really being put to the test here. But salute… [grinds molars down to a fine paste] KFC from Barstool

25.01.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 1161 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13
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Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

08.01.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 73

the onion truly the only great piece of journalism we have in this country rn

09.01.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need the Big Ticket on there

08.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0