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Powerful Two-Hander

@agoddamnhorse

I changed my picture from a skeleton with a boner because I feel like people weren't taking me seriously.

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*Getting blasted by a Havana syndrome inducing low frequency wave and 500Db* ok the soundstage is good but the bass reflex is actually not that great, they need to buy some better cables and adjust the crossover to make it truly effective.

17.01.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably need a cool down timer on it though.

13.01.2026 08:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They need to add a reaction button for this that showers the meeting with gold but doesn't tell anyone who did it.

13.01.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know they made another one after jackass 3: resurrection.

09.01.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck is this and is there more?

07.01.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I go to the bathroom I loudly say "I'll be right back I just need to go for a *weeeeeeee*".

08.12.2025 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you try to play all your transport sim games at once.

08.12.2025 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wake up babe a new Sisyphus just dropped.

03.11.2025 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have gone with "Hey! I thought I was the one that was supposed to be doing the bombing!"

17.10.2025 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles.

07.06.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Hey at least when you deport everyone from any culture that has decent food some of you won't be so fucking fat."

03.06.2025 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In that case Skynet was right ๐Ÿ‘

03.06.2025 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skynet became self aware.

03.06.2025 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not logical for me to ask the real Slim Shady to stand up when I am the real Slim Shady.

03.06.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you'll find that the "third core device" has already been invented: it's that wifi connected buttplug that guy was using to cheat at chess.

27.05.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're gonna have A Tribe Called Quest round your house you need to be prepared for the consequences.

24.05.2025 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reboot of The Railway Children is looking a bit over the top if you ask me.

(That'll only make sense to like five people)

22.05.2025 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I'd recognise the CEO of the company I work for let alone one of a different one.

22.05.2025 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the 690 comments are all calling her a shit.

20.04.2025 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zero reaction lol I think I might be in trouble.

20.04.2025 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes!

19.04.2025 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aged idk 16 I did "work experience" at a major airport and got to go out on the airfield with the rangers and up the air traffic control tower all because my dad knew a guy.

Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.

19.04.2025 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think they'd get the "mission accomplished" banner out again?

19.04.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending this to my wife's catholic family right now

19.04.2025 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid "AI", firefighters obviously go into heat all the time!

19.04.2025 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The very end scene where he's just gurning in the back of a car is a good "wtf lol" moment

18.04.2025 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God is a DM.

Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.

17.04.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me rolling 3D6 and getting all ones: well this fucking sucks what the fuck

17.04.2025 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me and the boys rolling 3D6: haha ! fuck yeah!

17.04.2025 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God damn I need to get a t-shirt with this on.

17.04.2025 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0