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Tim Oldland

@timoldland

Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”

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I love a Dakar spec. And I love a Mk1 TT. But subjectively this is the worst looking Mk1 I’ve ever seen. The colour split really doesn’t help, probably more things too but nah, not for me.

07.03.2026 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

580kg!!!!! 😍

07.03.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would ‘AI’ be able to do that? This just shows how fucking moronic the general public are and how utterly clueless they are when it comes to AI.

07.03.2026 10:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You absolute fucking deviant. Honey AND banana is key goods. Best way to start the day.

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Outstanding! The modern day (ish) Audi A2.

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fully agree

06.03.2026 11:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also: drive to the conditions, not the speed limit.

06.03.2026 10:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

‘Not allowed on the sofas’?! Does not compute. Have cats. House is cats.

05.03.2026 20:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10pm, regular as clockwork. Yep.

05.03.2026 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh no no no, the bonnet isn’t just black… 🤢

And the roof… 🤮

05.03.2026 20:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Ralph Macchio is 64 in this pic.

05.03.2026 20:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Straight to jail.

04.03.2026 09:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re fighting the good fight, don’t let the pricks get you down

04.03.2026 09:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish it were that simple.

03.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These are comfortably the shittiest wheels I’ve seen this decade.

03.03.2026 21:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

A few pals have had serious chemo, scalp hair is a guarantee, but they all kept their beards. As a long time shiny head, you will want to invest in some fleece lined hats - not itchy, but warm!

03.03.2026 15:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ALL THE YES

03.03.2026 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guess you don't understand physics eh? Hitting the brakes would make the coffee go away from her face. You wanted to hit the accelerator at that point, which would make hot coffee pour all over her.

02.03.2026 10:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell me Michael, were you born this much of a cunt or was it a concerted effort?

01.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking morons. Just drive your Disco somewhere else. There are a million other places. I despair 🤦🏼‍♂️

01.03.2026 12:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh now that looks very special. Big fan of that! GTEs are such value compared to other 250s, this makes it look 1,000,000 times better. 😎

01.03.2026 12:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck it, I’m 100% in. Love every bit of it.

28.02.2026 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get some reading glasses you blind old twat

28.02.2026 08:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 08:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t *have* to answer it y’know….

27.02.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rare but nobody cares spot!

27.02.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really couldn’t care less.

27.02.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That exact Cayman R haunts me to this day. Launch spec. Manual. PCCBs. Low mileage. £35k. There’s no way that’s going anywhere but up. Finally got my ducks in a row, wife agreed, phoned and it had gone. Genuinely gutted.

27.02.2026 08:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww petal, you’re doing life wrong if that’s where you peaked.

27.02.2026 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0