Sarah Bennett

The author of mine turned out to be an abuse enabler 🫠

✨🥹 The pygmy sperm whale will turn that frown upside down!

Image shows me smiling at the camera and showing off the paperback copy of my new book The Best Thing That Ever Happened.

My paperback copies have arrived so it’s all getting very real. Only two weeks to publication day!

A hobnob is an oat cookie. Swiss roll and Victoria sponge are essentially the same ingredients just presented differently - basic cake mix baked and filled with cream and strawberry or raspberry jam.

I have been enjoying Bree’s bread journey and just looked and the book she recommends is a £1.99 countdown Kindle deal in the UK today! www.amazon.co.uk/Doughs-Recip...

Umm…

Three bunnies sit in a small apartment, watching a romance movie on a tv at night. One of the bunnies scoffs at the movie, to another's chagrin, and the third bunny holds up an action figure near the screen. VHS tapes and empty boxes are strewn about the floor around them

Daily bunny no.3241 can never agree on movies

It’s toxic. I lasted a week when it first launched and haven’t missed it since.

I named a character Scott Willoughby because we drive past a road sign to it every summer when we go to watch cricket

A bunny gets home from a supermarket, with several paper bags and one plastic bag strewn about the living room. The floor by the front door has clumps of snow nearby, and the bunny has clearly been out in the snow.

Daily bunny no.3237 had to do a grocery run

And it’s personal. It’s showing those affected communities they are not alone and giving despairing people a practical way to help with the few bits of spare cash they can muster. It’s a beautiful thing x

My bad, the Palace are saying not pre-notified so I guess even more LOL that the King just had that statement sitting in his drawer ready to go 😆

And it was obviously pre-briefed because the PM was interviewed earlier saying no one is above the law and the King has already released a Mariah Carey style I don’t even know her statement.

100% and my second chuckle of the day is her publishers have changed all their book covers and his grifting ex is plain old SF on them now. I am petty AF and I don’t care who knows it.

The snort I made when I saw the headline!

Happiest of days to you Ms Bev and thank you for so many years of joyful reading 🩷🩷

My life is terrible but at least I am HYDRATED

Yes, biathlon for the win!

Kate, you are beautiful exactly as you are 🩷

The MZB of it 😩

If you blocked Neil Gaiman after he was accused by multiple women of assault, please be aware you are still visible on his followers list.

If you didn’t block him and are still actively following him, well 🤷‍♀️

It’s such a lottery what they consider a suitable substitute!

I hate constantly saying this but we literally wrote this trilogy for Tor. lol

Their wives probably have copies on their kindles and are hitting those wish lists hard 😆

More like 500 tired souls who are sick of this shit inside a rainbow raincoat

Me holding a beer looking hot (the non sexy kind)

Me looking even hotter (in very much not the sexy way) pressing a cold bottle of Carib beer to my very red face

It’s a two beer kinda day in St Maarten

I mean 95% of the current problems can be traced back to either some posh English twat in a codpiece with a boat and too much time on his hands or an English civil servant with a map and a ruler so we should just shut the hell up about everything, always.

I cringed so hard I turned myself inside out - I don’t know who it was but I’m vicariously embarrassed.

As a topping for a minced (ground beef casserole) like cottage pie but with shredded potato top instead of mash - I’d add some shredded cheddar cheese in the mix too.

So pretty!!!!