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@toadlily

Herding cats until the waveform collapses. Mostly harmless, but do note that both my grandfathers killed fascists. GenX. Слава Україні. Meese is still a pig. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #UglyDogs

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 9539 🔁 2198 💬 122 📌 79

I think that particular discussion is missing there's at least 4 power centers in natsec lib land

- Bretts McGurk
- Right School People Who Know People On A Track
- marginally-right school people who are idiot briefcase carriers
- non-right school people who are competent and also have no power

07.03.2026 20:10 👍 199 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 8

Pocket warrior!

08.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhhh I hope you feel better soon.

08.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He would be so ashamed of this.

I'm glad he can't see it.

08.03.2026 00:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My father in his dress blues and white gloves, a death omen coming up the sidewalk, everyone knew what it meant when he appeared.

He did his role with dignity and gave what comfort he could.

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No one ever wore a goddamned baseball hat for this duty.

08.03.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My father's job in the Marines was to escort the chaplains to notify the families their loved ones had been killed.

08.03.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No officers as far as we can tell. Just expendables.

08.03.2026 00:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imperial March? Isn't that for 4 May rather than 4 Mar?

08.03.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the first time in at least 100 years I have no family in the US military.

It's been a possibly-unbroken streak of cannon fodder going back to the 1770's, and in the colonial forces in the US before that.

We picked a great time to nope out.

08.03.2026 00:02 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm still angry we lost her.

07.03.2026 23:10 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 14:18 👍 28239 🔁 6967 💬 465 📌 315
A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.

A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.

Cybertruck expert here, when they start having twins it, counterintuitivly, means their population is under stress.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 274 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 5

Steinbeck & Disch leave me cold. I respect the heck out of'em but their words just don't click with me.

07.03.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was raised by these people. Kris is correct. They think they can invoke Jesus by doing these insane acts.

07.03.2026 04:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You ever see the footage where Markwayne gets knocked out by an evil pizza maker who whacks him raw pizza dough in a wrestling match? I think the Meidas guys have it in a clip.

07.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a penguin says well done in white letters on a white background Alt: a penguin says well done in white letters on a white background. It is applauding cheerily.
07.03.2026 03:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 493 🔁 90 💬 13 📌 3
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Pride Stitch Keychain Auction item 'Pride Stitch Keychain' hosted online at 32auctions.

It's my birthday, it's my fundraiser (+team!), and my daughter is SO excited to have contributed... so i'm dropping hers early!

My 9 year old learned to cross stitch for last year's auction, and she made this progress pride keychain for this one!!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

#fandommarket

06.03.2026 13:21 👍 152 🔁 61 💬 29 📌 4
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16493 🔁 3347 💬 258 📌 174

My kid has a rum cake that is REQUIRED at holiday potlucks. All the pre-Boomer great-grandmas recognize it as the Bacardi's recipe (doctored cake mix + booze + nuts) but everybody else believes her "secret recipe" story.

Don't tell.

05.03.2026 14:54 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should follow you around & play theme music.

05.03.2026 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The inventor of spell-checker crashed at my place for the weekend while attending his boyfriend's college graduation.

05.03.2026 05:11 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
MarchFourth - Evening: The Score (Official Music Video)
MarchFourth - Evening: The Score (Official Music Video) YouTube video by MarchFourth Band

Hey @drphilipjhowe.bsky.social , happy birthday!

Here's a song from the band named after the date you landed... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vN...

05.03.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Jeffries: "Article 1 of the Constitution provides Congress with the sole authority to declare war. Framers made that decision b/c they were concerned about kings plunging their people into unnecessary wars to pillage resources of others for the benefit of a tyrant and his family. Sound familiar?"

04.03.2026 21:06 👍 7396 🔁 2196 💬 264 📌 91

Are you, or is anyone you know, currently on active duty? Do you have opinions about the Iran war? Would you be interested in sharing them with me for an article? We will keep you completely anonymous

email:laura.jedeed@gmail.com
Signal: laura.113

04.03.2026 21:06 👍 140 🔁 72 💬 2 📌 1
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Adopt A Rent — Stand With Minnesota Adopt the rent of a family impacted by the ICE occupation in Minneapolis

Stand With Minnesota is out of donors for Adopt A Rent, and we currently have way more rent needs than we can cover!

Want to directly support a MN immigrant family in urgent need to help keep them safe and housed?

Fill out our form here: standwithminnesota.com/adoptarent

Thank you! 💐

04.03.2026 17:18 👍 184 🔁 228 💬 2 📌 7

Note that this was my "fall back" statement. The "spring ahead" time change was no fun, but it didn't break the system by repeating a timestamp.

Or I should say "doesn't break the system," because that same payment system still runs every night.

04.03.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A Possible US Government iPhone-Hacking Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US government.

NEW: Researchers at Google and @iverify.bsky.social discovered a set of iPhone-hacking techniques that has the characteristics of hacking tools made for the US gov't. Apple patched the 23 vulnerabilities in its latest version of iOS. @agreenberg.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/coruna...

03.03.2026 19:07 👍 147 🔁 81 💬 7 📌 6