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Bjorn Anders

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Seattle based actor/combatant

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If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29542 πŸ” 4004 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

My wallet is ready!!!

04.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that mirror real glass?

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your β€œfriend” needs to invest in biceps and go to the effing show

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like comets, but Bill Haley can fuck right off

04.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s mercury in the Gatorade?

04.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Phenomenal audition today for the role of Ross in β€œMacBeth”

Dunno what will come of it, but I did quality work and that’s all that matters. 🀘

04.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Triple take, easy

04.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Petition to rename the Scorpion Deathlock the β€œCowabunga Crab” or β€œRipping the Crest”

02.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes we must thrive to spite those who bring the hurt. The little victories. The laughs and joy with the communities we cherish.

It doesn’t always feel like it, but it matters. Because we can make a difference, even little ones.

And I don’t know about you, but I’m not letting 🍊 outlive me.

02.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kaijukake

01.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every wrestling show I go to where I see you I smile. I smile cuz I know you’re a good dude who just wants people to have fun and be happy. I point you out to people. I say β€œthat there is Manny and he’s fucking awesome.”

25.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Song: β€œVelvet Noose”
Band: Thunderpussy
Album: Thunderpussy
Genre: Hard Rock

23.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I have met you it has been a delight. Looking forward to seeing you at ECCC again. I even have a novel you wrote that Imma bring for you to scribble on!

20.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD NEWS! We have confirmed the source for the original pomegranate white and black we were getting through a secondary vendor, and WE GOT IT.

That means some of the teas we had to discontinue due to pomegranate flavored base tea availability are BACK! Just restocked online:

🧡

20.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Sandwiches

20.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot dog colored yoga pants!

19.02.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda giving me Corrosion of Conformity vibes 🀘

18.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ringside for AEW in Everett? Don’t mind if I do!

17.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Because he knows how to give β€˜em the ol’ rizzle-dizzle?

16.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Effing glorious!!! That looks like a rustic plate of delicious!

14.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

11, and I know one of mine isn’t on most people’s list

13.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

11/10 gift giving right there! Hubs gets MVP votes for that.

12.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if they need someone who dresses like he thinks it’s Seattle 1992, but I’m there!

10.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With that getup, no one is going to question you. It has been foretold!

10.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Name: V
Class: Thief/Mage
Skills: Infiltration/Sabotage
Aliases: too many to name

09.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New pronoun labeler just dropped

09.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here they come!!!!

09.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1330 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7