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@lautigant

Well hello there! Kallisti, 36, Olympia, ey/they/she. musician/"artist", chaos mystic, axe combatant, wrestling enthusiast, anarch in the streets/shaper in the sheets. PNW's #1 Seattle hater (affectionate). Same handle on Discord. πŸ”ž probably.

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07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 4159 πŸ” 1046 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 10
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 4493 πŸ” 1011 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16
a silhouetted young girl leads a massive (like really massive) black dog/wolf over a sharp red landscape and a black sun

a silhouetted young girl leads a massive (like really massive) black dog/wolf over a sharp red landscape and a black sun

pet

09.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

System liberals are very resistant to consider this, but it's the observation that greatly accelerated my views to anarcha-feminism

10.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most blasΓ© admission of a war crime by a US president in history.

Trump has just disclosed, without prompting, that the US Military committed a war crime - literally just to brag & make his Republican audience laugh about unnecessarily killing 100+ Iranians instead of capturing them.

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2424 πŸ” 646 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 15

Next time this culture of casual massacre Republicans have created and forced us all to live in ricochets back to hurt one of their own every media outlet will start wringing their hands about political violence as if this guy hasn’t been out here saying loathsome shit like this all along.

09.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
a retro style impact font meme. the background image is a horizontally distorted image of the grinch that has been color-adjusted to blue. he looks smug and conspiratorial. the top text reads, "that feeling when," and the bottom text reads, "knee surgery is tomorrow."

a retro style impact font meme. the background image is a horizontally distorted image of the grinch that has been color-adjusted to blue. he looks smug and conspiratorial. the top text reads, "that feeling when," and the bottom text reads, "knee surgery is tomorrow."

asked my ten year old to explain blinch knee surgery jokes. they cackled but could not explain it except "it's just funny."

tbh i am pleased to see the youths continue to push the envelope of dadaist comedy, may they fly where we only crawled

07.12.2024 19:36 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

big timeskip
party never disbanded 😌

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5790 πŸ” 1258 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

09.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1724 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 22

Learn to "play the piano". In playing the piano, all ten fingers are in motion; it will not do to move some fingers only and not others. However, if all ten fingers press down at once, there is no melody. To produce good music, the ten fingers should move rhythmically and in co-ordination.

09.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? Fuck u *unbans u from the Roxy*

08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s just a kids movie but it is painful watching us walk the social existence and cultural place of queer folk back to closeted and shameful.

Fuck Pete Docter. Fuck Pixar. And fucking hell I am tired of watching the promise of my youth being lit on fire repeatedly in front of my face.

08.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7629 πŸ” 2320 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 41
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 7122 πŸ” 2816 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26
A digital doodle of an Isopod, with text to the right of it reading:
THIS
IS AN 
IPOD

A digital doodle of an Isopod, with text to the right of it reading: THIS IS AN IPOD

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1475 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2541 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 24

A size-changing superheroine, a size-changing villainess, their frequent battles in the city, and the painfully obvious chemistry between the two that everyone else can very clearly see.

15.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 8329 πŸ” 2631 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 23

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

07.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 373 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A flashback to Frog as a child, lost in the woods with his parents. His mother looks worried, and Frog looks scared.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

A flashback to Frog as a child, lost in the woods with his parents. His mother looks worried, and Frog looks scared. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

β€œWhen I was small,” said Frog, β€œmy mother and father and I went out for a picnic. On the way home we lost our way. My mother was worried.

β€˜We must get home,’ she said. β€˜We do not want to meet the old Dark Frog.’

07.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Natasha Excelsia (N.Excelsia Audioworks) ⚧ New Horizons Sound Garage: N.Excelsia Audioworks ⚧ on this channel you will find: - live footage from my bands and various musical projects - live footage from other bands - music uploads - random...

achievement unlocked: spun so much hot heat with five DJs on my channel and got my stream shot 5 mins into my set πŸ˜‚

VOD is up for the curious, separate sets up soon!

www.youtube.com/@excelsia.st...

drop a sub to the channel, gonna keep the DJ streams going and get a bit better about pre-promo lol

07.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2082 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 15
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My phone just generated a memories reel of pictures of Saejima as though he’s a real person I know and take a lot of photos of

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1451 πŸ” 455 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12496 πŸ” 4587 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26
A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

⚠️

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 4916 πŸ” 1823 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 18
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06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm so happy to be playing in two Netrunner tournaments in the next few weeks (right after the new cards/banlist become tournament legal) bc I KNOW one of my new favorite cards is gonna get banned before too long here. You know which one

06.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild we've spent so much money on our military (isn't it more than 38 countries combined or something) and we're already running low on munitions. Probably not great the rest of the world saw us start shit with Venezuela and Iran and already be out of the good weapons like a week in.

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

22.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 7977 πŸ” 1193 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 199