Wanderslut

Have never pined for my ex more than after downloading #Hinge. Like, maybe I should respond to his emails atp?

Fortunately I have a type. And he does NOT wear cargo shorts and sneakers.

The kind of devotion I’m looking for

You cannot practice self-preservation with no concept of self or identity #maga

The reason why the uneducated are prone to idolatry is PRIMARILY due to the lack of empowerment that comes with being ignorant. If you cannot speak for yourself you rely on others to speak for you, and that’s why so many of these people are upset. One of their mouthpieces has now been taken away.

She’s a trump supporter

Coco Vandeweghe is 34 looking at least a decade older. This is what you get for being a racist piece of shit. That hate consumes you. #USOPEN

South Africans are the Americans of Africa (derogatory)

Not being funny but if you want your ex to come back to you, you should encourage them to join these apps. Nothing makes you count your blessings more than Hinge. It’s either back to my ex or join the monastery at this rate.

Elon Musk is such a pathetic try hard. He is a warning to all parents out there—PLEASE give your children attention and validation. Or they will grow up begging/pleading/GAGGING for it in any way possible, even if it means constantly ridiculing themselves in front of millions

One thing before tomorrow:

Use your local libraries.

Get your card.

Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks.

Recommend titles for purchase (usually online).

Attend promoted activities.

Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires.

Tell your kids that libraries are good.

They are.

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Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.

Appears?? He outright gave the Naz* salute, and he looked an absolute CLOWN while doing it.

Saw a cyber truck today in Brooklyn and it ruined my day. Just because something exists, doesn’t mean you have to partake in it

Me in a room with Elon Musk #tiktokban

Me in a room with Mark Zuckerberg #tiktokban

Grimes lost every single aura point she accumulated up until the point she let Elon Musk c*m in her.

Not only are these 21st century wave of billionaires losers but not one of them is bangable. Not even in the slightest. Name one hot billionaire 😴

Elon Musk is like the uncool and pathetic version of Michael Scott on that episode of the office where he revealed he wanted to have kids so he can have friends. Elon hoards wealth so he can buy attention. We are literally forced to pay attention to him.

Mark Zuckerberg looks like he eats his boogers

Superficial reasons why I believe I wouldn’t get along with some people

They like rooftops
Golden doodle owners
People who desire a trip to Dubai
People who have drones

I used to be an exceptional writer when I was younger but recently feel like the skill has abandoned me. I tried to figure out what could have possibly changed between now and then and only came to one conclusion: I be on this phone.

One of the best decisions I’ve unknowingly made in my life was to wait til I was nearing my mid-20s do start dating. Something I’ve noticed about people who start dating early is that they often have a very weak sense of self.

I understand people are rightfully upset about the Tik Tok ban, sure. But our collective liberation and betterment will not come from social media. We have to start coalescing OFFLINE.