jack o’opsie daisy yoo hoo

i just hope the new Scary Movie brings back the lady whose hat keeps getting bigger

insta ads be like: buy 48 and get the 49th half off!!

WWII vet who then worked at the veteran association and manager at “computer” company Coleco making talking Snoopy and Teddy Ruxpin dolls

lol i am watching this too

look at my ceo’s hair dawg i’m going to bankruptcy

Tomorrow Never Dies remains the best Bond movie because everything in it happened for real

National Park Service database flags hundreds of items that might ‘disparage’ America An internal government database reviewed by The Washington Post demonstrates the vast scope of the Trump administration’s ongoing effort to revise or remove information on African American history, cl...

Exclusive: An internal government database reviewed by The Post demonstrates the vast scope of the Trump administration’s effort to revise or remove information on African American history, climate change and other topics at hundreds of national parks.

lol no it’s just a joke

I still can't believe Pixar made a movie about Dennis Hopper and his family.

jeez that gay boy who interviews kindergartners really has a dark side

lolllllll

yesterday was disneyland, today is bed rot.

lolll

tried to write “love it” once and wrote “love you”

and for as silly as it is, for a certain teen gay, there were parts that were also hot af 😳

imagine getting diarrhea from going to the white house lollll

[paul newman in color of money voice] sure, you can jerk it kid. we all can jerk it, there’s no sale in that. the question is… [exhaling cig smoke] can you goon?

well actually…

lol the fact that you faved my briefs pic right after this

husband out of town next week. star trek lego ordered!

this happens to me too but luckily the hosts of the podcasts i listen to are my friends and they help me with it.

Ryan Coogler's ‘X-FILES’ series has greenlit for a pilot at Hulu

• Coogler will write & direct the pilot

• Danielle Deadwyler will officially star

• Follows 2 vastly different FBI agents who form an unlikely bond when they are assigned to a long-shuttered division

I’m in this btw, fun game :)

@willkeats.bsky.social please confirm?

hmm. perhaps if i buy this bright red tracksuit, my face will look like this hot man’s face.

well if it’s in all caps it must be true

hey so maybe the tourette’s syndrome people should wear sleep tape at the oscars? idk idk

this was because i missed the AppleTV drone show, which from videos i’ve seen online was pretty gd amazing

Two women on bicycles in Amsterdam, riding over a placid canal with no cars in sight. One turns to the other and says, “If anyone proposed this in my town I’d kill them.”

can someone compile the episodes and time codes for all the hottest avan jogia sex and nude scenes in his new show? it’s for science.