Kwisatz Haterade

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Pic of mousketeer giger

Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat

did u know new sata ssds are mostly empty inside but just the right size for a custom enclosure

Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000‑year‑old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Everyone who was told they were overreacting for the past 10 years?

boss: yeah yeah, we've all been haunted by visions of calamity that leave us shaken to our core. but you gotta at least text me an eta

“Damn this fanart is good. What’s this character from?”

“Gacha game”

*price is right failure noise but the last note is replaced with someone yelling like they stubbed their toe*

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Not a scare anyone needs. Glad you got it back!

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

Metal electrode, if you weren't already on that.

The delay for it to show up is my favorite part.

yeaaaah it's incredible.

the thing about the "WOW COOL ROBOT!/ WAR IS BAD" gundam memes is that they don't prepare you for just how cool the robot is or just how bad the war is Woaw this blowed up. So did half of the earth's population in UC 0079.

getting my last bleach in then i never have to get the roots done again?

sold.

As long as we get an exemption for certain specific surgeries… 😬

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fuck ALL of this. ugh.

omg that dress! I need MANY THINGS made from that material 😍

reclaiming "the ol' ball and chain" to refer to my wife because i love restraints and her

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"what if the world's richest men committed a national murder-suicide out of annoyance with 'dial 1 for english'" almost literally describes the situation

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

like, the houses themselves were honestly kinda nice, but waaaaay too far from work and the area was just… joyless.

if the Trout Of No Craic had a temple, it would be there.

yeah we're not buying either of those

Afraid I'd have very little advice to offer there 😅

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

I would absolutely let this fuck me up.