Jon

Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique

Most, if not all, of that string section are dead #totp

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the bride!
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Fair play, I'm properly howling here

The Guilty, surely

They know they're on their way out so they're just thinking fuck it, shit in a shop, go down Blackpool and chuck deckchairs at the donkey, have a wank on the fourth plinth

It's a real challenge, given our inalienable rule that we can only sign wideouts who have either battered someone, sexually assaulted someone, or are otherwise as mad as a box of frogs

Oh this is an instant wishlist

I think there's been an attempt to turn him into a counter Ali, someone who gave up sporting greatness to run towards a war, rather than away from it, but it somewhat misses the point that, unlike Ali, he wasn't especially good

If it's Danger Howitzer I want a prize

If he's still there at 53 reckon we could take punt on him. Can't see him as a first rounder

Sorry, possibly a colloquialism, brown envelopes full of money, usually representing payments for vested interests or donations

A&M has to have a Golurk or I'm riding off in disgust

The easiest thing in the world to say "do you know what folks, we got this one wrong. We hear you loud and clear, we're sorry and we'll recalibrate" but too many brown envelopes in play for that to ever be realistic

The grudge match is over and Carole King won

The former, but I tell you what, I wish I'd thought of the latter

This has been my boat since he let Abbadon go, they could have gone gangbusters for him

Liz was met with a stoney silence when she suggested that Bob might be more attractive if he smiled more and wore a shorter skirt.

It did something that I've not experienced watching any other comedy - made me wish that there was a straight version. You could do almost every episode as straight Sci Fi and it would still have worked. That's massively hard and a testament to the themes they pursued

Yup, our current one has the whole shebang. Easily the worst of the three incumbents during my lifetime and one of those covered up an actual murder

The journey to the way around as well. It wouldn't necessarily work with Hangman, but do it with a proper white meat babyface and you've got the story of the slow degeneration from the proud good guy who feels duty-bound to honour the stip to the desperate man who eventually breaks it

It's brilliant from a booking perspective as well because it gets someone fans are conditioned to seeing in the title picture out of for a while without anyone thinking they're being depushed, so there's room for other people to step up

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles template that reads "Luca Bucci's Barmy Army"

For those of us who tuned in to Football Italia every Sunday in the hope of a Parma game

Suddenly I'm phenomenally hungry

Rewatching Basic Lee and

"The police said to the Monarchists can you not leave those marmalade sandwiches there please, because they rot down and attract other vermin"

Is just a ridiculously good line

I love how these days I can search for Stewart Lee on Sky and get five different options and yet be absolutely sure that none of those are going to even remotely touch upon Joe Pasquale

Got no human grace

Although now I listen it it it's basically an incels charter. Jesus Christ

It's a shame Morrissey ended up being a cunt cos Asleep is ridiculously good

"Old Red He died
and every single landlord
In the district cried"

Blimey o Reilly that's good