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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot

Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. https://confess.ngl.link/mcflurry31308 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬

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thank you for following me person who follows almost 40k others i look forward to you never once seeing any of my posts

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

mood: down for whatever, but only with you

04.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My soul is composed almost entirely of scar tissue.

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That could be (mis)interpreted as kindness.

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’™

06.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Daily Peanuts!

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: β€œI would like some spring, please.”

Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: β€œI would like some spring, please.”

04.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 717 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
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06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Thinking bout maybe getting shit done today. Also thinking, perhaps not.

06.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Hatred is a mask that sadness wears.

15.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HAVOC? I wreak criminal mischief, at most.

06.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Search Of: A Full Night's Sleep

06.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYes, it’s Friday!!”

Narrator: Yes, it was Friday indeed, but she knew damn well certain atmospheric features had no intention of accompanying her home.

06.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

06.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1673 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 33

So, do you existential dread here often?

-me, flirting

06.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning.

06.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

The horrors insist, actually

04.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you hear my silent responses

04.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This post right here? It's about you

05.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a long day, but yes. Thank you for asking. Hope you're having a good day as well.

05.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

05.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a fellow Dutchie, let's give it a try.

05.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am.

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou look happier”

Thanks. I decided to sit this life out

05.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we’re talking and I give you 3 β€œthat’s crazies” and a β€œwow”, it’s time to stop. I’ve completely checked out.

05.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

For World Book Day I'm dressing up as Addie LaRue for I am also cursed to be forgotten.

05.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was armed to my teeth, buckled up and braced for impact… but apparently my facial expression alone has convinced the class to work in complete silence on grammar exercises.

05.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.

Good times.

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0