Jam and cream.. or I sometimes go wild and go for... cream and jam 😂

I'm so glad you provide this service, but sad that it is needed. I can't get my head round people sharing content like this 🥴

My neighbour's cat showed up about 45mins in #NotHelpful 😹

I'll be spending an hour staring out the window later this morning 👀 #BigGardenBirdwatch wish me luck sitting still for that long 😆

There were people surprised about there being no fresh veg left in M&S at lunchtime today 🙄

Day 21 of #Veganuary2026

Some positive news 🥳🥳🥳

One of the ornamental garden critters that survived "the purge" after I moved in had a near miss with a broken pane of glass from the greenhouse during #stormgoretti last night.... but unfortunately has once again survived.

Successfully completed my first shop of #veganuary2026 without any accidental purchases of animal products (although there was a near miss when I momentarily forgot due to being distracted by a special offer on quiches) 🐿

#Veganuary starts tomorrow 🍏🍓🫐🥑🥔🍆🥕🌽🫑🍄‍🟫🫘🥦
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Father Christma.... no wait... too early 😅

Happy #solstice day from #guernsey 🌞

It's amazing what you can see if you look 👀 here are just 4 of the many snaps I took yesterday of different fungi in bloom 🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫 #Guernsey

Went for a walk round a graveyard on my own 👻 in the moonlight 🌜 saw a bat 🦇 got soaked with rain 🌧 and now I just need to cast a spell that wards children off approaching my house for my #Halloween task list to be complete 🧙‍♀️

It's true 🙃

There are some whopping big 'shrooms out at the mo #fungi #guernsey

Good riddance to the last of the dubious electrical sockets in my house 🫡 another coat of paint later and that will be another job done 👍

Officially on holiday.

Please can we have a "Cunk on Farming" series? 🐷🐮🐔🐙

I nearly forgot, but thankfully didn't
.. lunar eclipse above Herm 🌚 It looked way better with my eyes than via photos, but I'm sure lots of people will have captured good images. A cloud has covered over now, which I'm hoping means the bad omens don't count and the crops will be fine 😆

Before and after (nearly 3 years after!). The hedge is still a work in progress, but the rotten soffits have been replaced, the house has been patched up and painted and the drain pipework has now all been lined and/or replaced. I am ready for you this year, winter! 🤠

I really enjoyed the BBC series, Human 👍 So much more is known about our evolution now compared with when I was at school, thanks to archaeologists around the world, and that knowledge will only keep on growing!

Dear old outside light, it's time to say goodbye to your spot on the wall, which has been taken up by your (less flaky) replacement that has been waiting for about a year for its time to shine (in a box in my garage). A long awaited changing of the guard 😄

I saw a hare for the first time in my life (42 years and counting) on a trip to Ireland in May 🐇 We don't have hares in Guernsey, so it was extra exciting for me 🤩

Did it have a big chip on its shoulder?

I'm a bit worried that if the chap doing work on my house fits much more in this tonne bag it might distort the space-time continuum! 😆 Top score in tonne bag tetris🏆

The local bees don't know about #30DaysWild, but they've definately heard about my no-mow lawn - absolutely loads have come to visit now its in full flower! 🐝

Enjoyed my short, rainy trip to Ireland 🥔 1 night in Slane, 1 in Carlingford and 2 in Dublin 🇮🇪 no leprechaun sightings, but lots of nice scenery 🍀

I think pond liner might work best... I wonder if anyone has an offcut...

Quite pleased with how my latest pallet planter has turned out 🤩 worth all the sawing effort! I just need to fill in the bits I missed painting and then work out how to line it (it's due to be an aquatic planter) 🌿