Meme mashup of The Shining and Talking Heads Wendy looks in horror at a typewritten page that reads Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was While Jack wears David Byrne’s Big Suit
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
Good boy
This 16th century Korean painting of a puppy playing with a pheasant feather is the pinnacle of human artistic expression
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
true friendship is frodo shrugging off merry’s questions about the black rider and instead saying he needs to get to brie, and merry, without a second thought or any further questions, is like “follow me.” that’s a fuckin ride or die right there. what a king
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
can't stop laughing at this
the video being projected behind all the performers on stage
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh
by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god
This describes so many people in my life
Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera
I will never not repost this
(Sound on for maximum effect)
I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
A grey and white cat looking a little off camera
Satan
