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@deadwooddross

It's me, dross, I'll stop being a dodo if this place doesn't explode in a year https://www.patreon.com/deadwooddross 18+ https://bsky.app/profile/yolklord.bsky.social https://deadwooddross.tumblr.com/

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Got this months postcards in! Sharkiiies, and in cute little squares

Can get em through my $10 or $20 patreon tiers

www.patreon.com/deadwooddross

03.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh i know something good is happening when the snarl bite kill posting is on

[scrolls]

[chimp grimace]

26.02.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw a video of a guy filling a burrito so full it was practically a sphere and thought of your trials, we stay winning

25.02.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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!! PLEASE SHARE AND SPREAD THE WORD !!
Friends Of Big Bear Valley need to raise $10 MILLION by July to secure land that is under threat of luxury home developments.
The sensitive ecosystem of endangered animals and plant life must be protected!!
>> SaveMoonCamp.org <<
#art #zigzart

21.02.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2143 ๐Ÿ” 1688 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

i think iโ€™ve seen her downtown around the metal bar chain smoking and chatting with the crusty goths for sure

21.02.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

helluva hazbin shrek, my new sleep paralysis demon

18.02.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come get your fishy little guy ($10 or $20 dollah tier)

www.patreon.com/deadwooddross

01.02.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know every weevil is a mouse but thats a mouse

11.02.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are tar pits everywhere for those with eyes to see [opens twitter comments]

04.02.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES! YES! THE FRIGHTFUL PICKLER!

03.02.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come get your fishy little guy ($10 or $20 dollah tier)

www.patreon.com/deadwooddross

01.02.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Support tapeworm โค๏ธ Become a supporter of tapeworm today!

I NEED SOME HELP
My car insurance didn't try to go through until over a week after it was supposed to and I had to use the money I had for other things so I don't have enough to actually cover it! ISNT THAT FUN
I need $145 for it, I'll post about emergency comms for this later
ko-fi.com/tapeworm

30.01.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style

A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style

TWO little bastards for the price of one, who's boat did you send adrift

21.01.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sick of apple and patreons shit i tell u what

29.01.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

28.01.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5199 ๐Ÿ” 4353 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style

A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style

TWO little bastards for the price of one, who's boat did you send adrift

21.01.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Price list:
Stickers: $25CAD (18usd)
Headshot: $$70CAD (50usd)
Halfbody: $125CAD (90usd)
Fullbody: $160CAD (120usd)

Price list: Stickers: $25CAD (18usd) Headshot: $$70CAD (50usd) Halfbody: $125CAD (90usd) Fullbody: $160CAD (120usd)

Commissions are OPEN. Also I am trying a new option for stickers! In the future, if they become a popular choice, I'll make little bundle deals. As always the full Terms of Service is on the form!

I will keep the sheet open until Thursday January 22nd so no rush. :3

Form: forms.gle/2cHB31Brsygt...

20.01.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 98 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

YES, HAHA, YES,

19.01.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SCREAMS NOT THE MICRO MEAL

18.01.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay haha yay *flapping over there on my wings*

18.01.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But oh. A piece of broccoli.

18.01.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feeling like that gif with the paper thin bread slices i tell u what. puts a little mayo on it, Now That's What I Call Food

18.01.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny how the only way to save any amount of money of note is just to like. Cut out Food

And by funny i mean [incomprehensible snarling]

18.01.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Postcaaaards, $10 or $20 through my patreons snail mail tiers, + a bunch of stickers for first time folks

Next month will be the fishy guy ๐ŸŽฃ

www.patreon.com/deadwooddross

03.01.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HENCE BEING THE CHASER i am def enjoying it and going yaaaay

14.01.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not in the mood for fiction, i should listen to some of the nonfiction books i have on hand

[nervously licking lips like a dog]

sh..shot....chaser?

14.01.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so fucking mneuauaughhghhhghllfbbff every time isnt it

13.01.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rubs temples every time I see any fragment of the news

12.01.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

laughs, that's the clip that made me go 'hang on should i read this' too, not immune to women flinging their explosive heads i guess

09.01.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sticker Piles - Dross's Ko-fi Shop Kind of want to move away from plastics, so im trying to get rid of my leftovers

sticker piles, get em while i got em

ko-fi.com/s/4d6edfc8bc

07.01.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0