Panel 1: The Rock is smelling the air. Captioned "Do you smell something?" Panel 2: The Rock looks angry. Captioned "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SMELL!" Panel 3: The Rock in a turtleneck with a fanny pack, that old Pic. Captioned "Radon gas is completely odorless. Make sure your detector is properly installed. And remember to regularly change the batteries."

And now, and public service announcement from The Rock.

ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home

#DavidLynch

Top panel: tweet from right wing shithead Nick Sortor "🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now pouring BUCKETS OF WATER right outside the driveway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL when they’re attempting to make arrests This is DISGUSTING. These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much." Bottom panel: Kevin McCallister from Home Alone, smiling mischievously.

Mario vs Donkey Kong. But Donkey Kong is called Donkey Dong, and has a large pixelated dick. Rated M for mature logo. It's a dick joke. It's not even a good dick joke. Why am I like this?

I spent waaaaay too much time making this. I'm an adult.

Pretty decent haul from my Xmas/Birthday meet up with my dad.

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"

Final Fantasy X is 24 years old.
I will be 45 in a week.
This means I've spent over half my life thinking about how the old lady in Besaid that says "STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER!" kinda sounds like THE Clitoris from the South Park movie.
I don't know how to process this fact.

As a home health aide, this frustrates the hell out of me. Especially when you consider how little of the money spent on home health care goes to those of us doing the work. The only suspicious thing about our industry is same as all US industries. The people getting paid don't do the actual work.

Just read the first 2 issues of Matt Fraction's Batman. And I think I love it. Fraction and Batman are both hit or miss for me. But this, this I really dig.

goatcena

Is Corey Graves doing a poetry reading after SmackDown?

For a dude named Oba Femi, he looks pretty masculine to me. 🤷‍♀️

The Gay Community Tee The world has changed a lot since the first printing of this shirt. The Bullet Club isn't the force it once was. AJ Styles might be retiring in...

Also, after thinking about it for a minute, I’ll be ordering a new run of Gay Community tees. If you want one and ordered a Herzog shirt, lmk and I’ll make sure you don’t get ripped on shipping.

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I love pretending this isn’t about wrestling.

Tin Man and Scarecrow look like they're sizing each other up in the locker room of a Steamworks

There are 4 types of guys online, no exceptions.

I was hoping for the Gobbledy Gooker.

Triple H in a Goofy head doing the crotch chop on a black background. Green text reads, "HYUCK IT".

GAWRSH!

An unhappy Seth Rollins stands next to an annoyed looking Becky Lynch, in front of a burning night club. Seth is wearing the cursed witch skin hat from What We Do In The Shadows. Caption reads: "I think my hat's probably cursed.".

The Crooked Man understood the assignment.
10/10 no further notes.

What made the comics great was atmosphere, and tension, and folklore. As fun as previous movies were, they were aiming for mass appeal. Hellboy was never a mass appeal idea. The beauty of Hellboy is how perfectly the story fits in the niche it belongs in.

And I don't say that cinematic impact bit as a knock.
Del Toro made some great blockbuster flicks with the IP.
Harbour gave a great performance on the next take.
But Hellboy was never blockbuster material to begin with.

Finally got around to watching Hellboy The Crooked Man.
Guillermo previously made some great movies about Hellboy. Then David Harbour gave a great performance as Hellboy.
This movie might not have the cinematic impact of any of those.
But as a comic reader, THIS IS HELLBOY.

A panel from DC KO with Ambush Bug! running behind Lobo. Bug is yelling, "LOOK OUT! Obscure character in a massive line-wide event coming through! I'm at extremely high risk of death!".

I'm still gonna read the rest of the event, but for my money, it will never be better than this moment.
#AmbushBugforlyyyyyyfe