Royse

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

Hey! Do you guys grill that tortilla

Just subscribed! Thanks for keeping it real

Man I love Seattleites

Not this again. Let’s just speed run to the end of this debate: Bike licenses would cost more to administer than they would bring in, costing the state money while also discouraging a healthy and low-cost way for folks to get around. It would also hurt local bike shops, which are already struggling.

I’ll never understand NIMBYs. You live in this beautiful place that you love, and you don’t want to share it? You don’t want others to get to love this place just as much as you?

I love the dudes going “was Kanye hacked?” My brother in Christ, where have you been for the past decade

Syracuse, NY. Had some nightmare delays at that dinky lil station back in college

Excellent work from everyone involved!

Every region of the US has their own Florida. Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest. Arizona is the Florida of the west. Pennsylvania is the Florida of the northeast. No I will not elaborate

Hallow’s Eve, Christmas Eve, New Year’s Eve…..what’s next,, Presidents Day Eve????

Today’s teens are doing the newest TikTok trend called “chicagoing” which is when you move to Chicago, IL

Multiple people have told me this week that “Chicago is trending” after I told them that’s where im from. Brother, what in the world are you talking about

me: dinner’s ready
my son (who suddenly looks like an elderly man): help mother i am aging rapidly

“When does it get better???” When you’re watching the boss baby and drinking a bottle of glögg with the love of your life

Love my beautiful hometown of evanston 😈

Checked Twitter for the first time in days today, and the first reply of the first tweet I clicked on was this ad. So unbelievably cooked

Ok yeah this app has the juice. I’m all in

. @robertkennedyjr.bsky.social come and take it

Went to the park to ponder only to find 4 other dudes already pondering there

Make likes public and this app will be as big as 2019 Twitter

If I see any bad opinions on here I will lose it. I don’t want to see those here

thank god bald ann dowd is on here

It’s finally time

Twitter is dead. Let’s all post ass pics to get Bluesky going. I’ll start

They finally said “let him post”… Well guess what,, I’m gonna do just that!