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03.02.2026 04:03
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I just took hwaaaayyyyyy too big of a bong rip and I'm p sure my soul just came out my left nostril.
I've been wanting a "fix your hearts or die" tattoo for a while but hadn't decided on the placement. Now I'm thinking right on my fuckin throat so it's prominently visible all the time.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Depeche Mode
Arch Enemy
KMFDM
Cake
Orville Peck
When the Bears won the Superbowl in 1985, my uncle bought me a championship shirt. I still have it lol. If they win this year I'll buy my nephew a matching shirt, and maybe he'll still have it in 2065 😂
Sometimes I'm 12.
Every time I go anywhere there's at least one asshole that open mouth toddler coughs and I always wonder if it was this bad pre-2020 or if I just notice it now.
Our living room is just Garage 2: Electric Bugaloo at this point.
I spent over half an hour scrubbing the stove top today, and then while serving supper I dropped a good tablespoon of soup directly on it. I'm gonna McFuckin Lose It 🫠
Hell yeah
Homebrew club girlies 🍻❤️
It tasted like if you mixed Malort with week old bong water. If you want a real Chicago high five just chase a fat bong rip with a shot of actual Malort.
Love waking up to a gargoyle perched on me.
WHAT in the Chicago ass shit, lmao.
Anthony Bourdain Heaven just got an upgraaaaaaaaade 🎉
Have some spare $ and want to support an indie game creator? Triplecast is run by a friend of mine!
What the heck?
Trying to show Edgar who he's named after.
bred
"ur fat" yeah and I still get laid more than u, lmao.
What in the Edgelord...
Oof. I did 50 pushups today for the first time since I exploded my lumbar spine in April 2023. I think my arms would detach and beat me to death, if they had any strength left 😁
The Boiz approve of the new bedspread.
*hug*
Should I be Higgs for Halloween?
