The nurse told me that the flu shot is made from eggs. I said "so are we, if you think about it." But he didn't like that
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The nurse told me that the flu shot is made from eggs. I said "so are we, if you think about it." But he didn't like that
That’s legendary director Harold Blueberry
My friend Bobby did this junior year when he decided, completely unprompted and for no compensation, to drink a forty every day for a month
Two cans of Monster (the purple one and the blue one)
That’s right baby it’s #TwoMonsterTuesday
Eating three week old garlic bread. Ask me if I give a fuck 🖕
I’d love to “crack a cold one.” Alas, I’ve eaten too much Greek food
you know how much of a loser you have to be where the only way you can even conceive of your life being valued by society is if that society collapses
People don’t eat shish kabobs anymore
A fundraising text from a Democrat candidate that talks about how he used to work for Palantir until the company decided to work with ICE
Some are calling it the worst fundraising text ever received
your writing is so good it's crazy. great article
A tuxedo cat lying on a green blanket, cutely
A white cat sleeping on a blanket
Snow day
Quibi was just 10 years too early tbh
I love how drinking beer in your thirties feels like being poisoned
day drinking and installing linux i love snow days
Do you think figure skaters like the music they skate to? Because it’s universally awful
A multiple choice asking what issues I experienced related to gaming. The answer selected is Gamer’s Rage
Joining a class action due to being inflicted with Gamer’s Rage
I rewatched this the other day for some reason and my god what a pile of shit. And don’t even get me started on the sequel, which I also rewatched for some reason. It makes the first one look like a masterpiece
Black hat that says “Furious 7 extended edition on blu-ray”
What do you think about this
That’s not true though. The US stock market has returned like 8% on average, and at that return the vast majority of your balance would be from compound interest after 30 years
I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women
There’s nothing better than telling a foul wench to unhand you
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
this is what I meant btw
Lola bunny space jam
The only “bad bunny” I care about
I love CUM (The Cinematic Universe of Melania)
Went monkey mode yesterday. I don’t feel too good today but it was worth it
Crazy response when you misread his post lmao
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
It’s so funny when conservatives have to pretend to not know a very basic concept to make a point. Like this guy is pretending to not know about grocery stores