The Sassiest Semite

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Having Imposter Syndrome during a timeline ruled by the dumbest, most unattractive men on the planet is going to cure me.

“Hope, I know, is a fighter and a screamer.”

-Mary Oliver, Winter Hours

Every time Kristi Noem speaks I think “Oh look, the “some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” is speaking”.

It’s FUCK ICE today. It’s FUCK ICE tomorrow. It’s FUCK ICE forever. And it’s FUCK YOU too if you support this gestapo bullshit.

making her day easier > abs, a fancy car, height, hairline, net worth

Sunday Girl

Love!!!

I’ve been paying Benjamin Gibbard to crack me open & sew me back together for 22 years. And dammit if he doesn’t do it perfectly, every single time.

Every day I wake up & I see something on the news that makes me think, “Now they stood beside the treasure, on the mountain, dark and red/Turned the stone and looked beneath it, peace on earth was all it said.”

You: “What are your hobbies?”

Me:

The nicest words. Thank you. So much. It means a lot to me.

I’ve never been nonchalant a day in my life, about anything. I’m just not built that way. That’s like going to a Michelin star restaurant & asking them to undercook your chicken. It can’t be done. I’m very freaking ‘chalant’.

It will SHOCK YOU. He also wrote for Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson amongst many others.

One of my favorite hobbies is reminding people how many very famous songs Shel Silverstein wrote.

Technically, it wouldn’t be wrong to call him an honorary Highwayman.

You don’t actually need a Halloween costume if you think people losing SNAP benefits is funny. You’re already an absolute ghoul.

Morning.

One of the biggest mistakes you can ever make is treating a magical thing like it’s ordinary.

I have clocked in for the afternoon shift at the cutie patootie factory.

You’re the best.

This hurts.

I did not mention violence or Trump anywhere…

Ian Watkins was a pedophile & the person who just killed him in jail should get a reward. I said what I said.

“Don’t respond to that, it’s rage bait”.”

Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.

This rules!

I have to draw my eyebrows on now before I go out and the hand tremor is STRONG today. This could accidentally go Oscar the Grouch so quickly. Send thoughts & prayers (and a laser level).

It’s a complete & total waste of a Harvest Moon to not be bumping Neil Young full blast today.

The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:

1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis