Lol.
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Cormac McCarthy-ass posting.
Shah Baron Trump.
Trump is more likely to appoint *himself* as Shah.
Btw, there is absolutely zero chance Trump installs Reza Pahlavi. Anyone supporting the US in this at all is a rube, but if you're an actual Shahist, you're being sold a bridge to the fucking moon.
Oh my god they want to do an air war but the stock market is going bounce them into running the loser American campaign from the Millennium Challenge
Yes... Ha, ha, ha... Yes!
This is all the proof you need that none of these fucking ghouls give a shit about Jewish people any more than they give a shit about the other human beings that they're currently reducing to paste.
"The United States is a UwU smol bean nuclear superpower with the largest economy on earth, and we were tricked by the conniving Hebrews, to whomst we are a mere client state". Gtfoh.
"No, actually the antisemitic conspiracy theorists were right" says fucking lunatic they somehow let be secretary of state.
Lol.
Know what I mean?
We should fix it so her badge is the right way up.
I'm hearing reliable reports that Keir Starmer is dead
THEY'RE NOT DEFENSIVE FUCKING MISSIONS WHEN WE STRUCK FIRST!
I'm really enjoying the discussion about what effect this will have on the traffic congestion in Dubai.
Fair enough, gold star for you (promotion to Brigadier General).
Yeah, I mean surely someone will have sent the IRGC the note saying they're not allowed to shoot down any US aircraft right?
I mean, when you fuck up the US Navy as hard as Van Riper did in 2002 you can have that many medals.
Staging a preventative strike of my own and posting the wiki page, because this is bsky and none of you cunts get jokes.
Lt Gen Paul Van Riper
Thoughts and Prayers with US Marine Corps Lt Gen Paul K. Van Riper today. I hope everything goes according to your plan, sir! π«‘πΊπΈ
Oh nooooo
Keir Starmer cannot help but be the Richard Hammond of war crimes
It looks like the RAF were involved in the US/Israeli attacks on Iran.
#r4today
This is all just proof once again that Iran *absolutely should* have nuclear weapons immediately.
Robert Carlisle as Begbie in Trainspotting throwing a pint glass over his shoulder on the mezzanine of a bar.
Mfw I launch a "preventative strike".
Anyone in any position of power from being held responsible.
So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?
Israel is the Francis Begbie of geopolitics.