The intervention by the Bronx Zoo was well meaning but has completely fucked a complex plan and left a chicken and a bag of corn stranded on either side of the Atlantic.
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The intervention by the Bronx Zoo was well meaning but has completely fucked a complex plan and left a chicken and a bag of corn stranded on either side of the Atlantic.
Makes sense, they already have their helicopter pilots trained by Howling Mad Murdoch from the A-Team
This is fine
Reading this I found it hard to believe that anyone ever considered him a heavyweight
Pitch an unnecessary sequel
Sophies Choice 2: Shoulda Chose Diff'ent
Also worth remembering that it only takes one belligerent to start a war, but it takes all the belligerents to end it.
Me, giving your mother the Eye
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Have you been eating Madelines?
These aren't poor people, why aren't they just ordering another pair in the right size?
Hats next
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Had to talk my local undertakers down from doing this as a social media marketing campaign
I think we're past the stage where it wouldn't hurt to give your cat a go at it
I think Keni speaks for all of us when she screams wordlessly into the void
Jenrick concerned his place on the back of the 9 bob note is in jeopardy
It really is, not sure what costs are now but ours added about 300 to the installation costs about 4 years ago
I've got one and its up there amongst the best things I've ever spent money on. Nabs electricity about to head to the grid for a paltry feed in tariff and uses it first to heat your hot water tank. We're rural, on oil, and it halved our consumption.
The USA absolutely had the capability to bring this to an end by now, and instead they've decided to actively make things worse for everyone.
The only reason these people are able to shelter in their broom cupboards is that they don't own brooms so there's plenty of space. They expect their cleaners to bring their own equipment.
Well, a goodbye to *some* of that at least.
Further to go though
Infuriating
Mahmood is an absolute danger, another victim of Home Office brain rot
I apologise in advance
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Turn up tomorrow with a bandage wrapped around your head. Claim a minor incident has given you a VERY specific amnesia
Great, this is now earworming me to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini
Withnail, I, a downpour and holidaying by mistake .
"We've gone on a racist rampage in New York by mistake..."
$93bn? Wheeoooo those hotel
minibars get you every time
Sounds like someone has a bee in their bonnet
New Dr Who monster just dropped
Absolutely agree that it should be a legal requirement to be tax resident in the UK to own any UK newspaper or media outlet.