Aerial view of five rows of graves being prepared by people and digging equipment, with vehicles on the left side.
Once you see this image as a grim American flag you cannot unsee it.
almost sounds like whoever wrote this one assumes we're opening fortune cookies with our mouths. which is, of course, insane.
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
the utter chaos of upper- and lower-case letters feels like a designer had some sort of peyote trip
and thank goodness for that. i suppose i'm more hypothetically wondering how many future kaminskys are being stomped before they can develop by the aforementioned doorknobs asking for The Grayening.
you say that and yet *gestures broadly at the subject matter of this thread* *sobs*
trying to imagine anyone saying this about a spielberg shot that includes a blown out window and losing my mind
*hummus has entered the chat*
imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours”
how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
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So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
in the pit
This entire weekend
we can't let you keep getting away with posting this photo
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
The David and Victoria Beckham meme in four panels. 1. Victoria Beckham, but an image has been super imposed that says: "Your items have shipped." 2. David poking his head in the door and saying, "Be honest" 3. Victoria, with an image super imposed that says: "Label created." 4. David saying, "Thank you."
every time
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
i know punchbowl is so far inside baseball they're basically buried in the pitcher's mound, but respectfully, i'll believe it when i see it
you have made me put in *effort* to read *THAT* and i'm not sure that's forgivable. it remains, as nearly always, a terrible day to have eyes.
here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
a very faint fully operational battlestation on the warm blue horizon above the clouds
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
