Got so fed up with the new Wuthering Heights film bollocks that I’m rereading the book, thanks for getting me out of a major reading slump I guess?
17.02.2026 21:23
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Got so fed up with the new Wuthering Heights film bollocks that I’m rereading the book, thanks for getting me out of a major reading slump I guess?
Fuck me it’s been cancelled 🤣
I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
Been waiting unsuccessfully for Lordi to pop up at an opportune moment for years and now you’re telling me they’re going to be at The O2 with This New Eurovision Tour?
First date is in London. Warmup show WHERE???
What an awful waste of eggies
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Determined to clear my “to listen” playlist today. The new Halestorm album has been on there since August, for shame
A long lost, forgotten thing…
No need for non-Spanish speakers to hit translate here...
Is it fucking summer yet
My friend in Florida just sent me this in regards to the falling temperatures there at the moment. I remain unconvinced that Florida is real
Poppy’s new album is out today so nobody bother me for the rest of the morning
I didn’t have “strongly agreeing with a Kirsty Allsopp take” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are
No Thomas I have not 🤨
Poor excuse. It’s blowing a gale here and chucking it down and I guarantee there’s a man within a half mile radius wearing shorts outdoors
Have you packed your shorts?
In other news, I’m following a lot of lovely people who post quite heavily about politics (hello!!) - which is fab but I need a bit of balance on my feed - pls send your fave pages about memes or dogs or heavy metal to soothe me x
Literally just saw a newspaper article from A Well Known Newspaper say that we should essentially leave X alone on the undressing children with AI stuff, but instead crack down on people shouting at Rowling, and now I want to pour bleach onto my brain
I wouldn’t trust you with fireworks, you’d accidentally start The Great Fire of London 2: Electric Boogaloo
A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck"
An accurate artist’s impression
Thank you!!!
Also am following everyone back because my feed is a non-existent mess and I need to know how to work this damn app x
I’ll drip feed chaotic stories - follow me for more x
It absolutely is - it’s been a classic secret menu item for YEARS
I saw a dog today who did the biggest piss I’ve ever seen. Covered all four paws and started running down the street like a river. Absolutely incredible stuff
How do I work this thing??
As Cher once said - “Can any one C me??”
You’ve never heard of a McGangBang??? Genuine real question. Fuck me I need to study your profile here before the next time we meet up cos this is GOLD
HAHAHAHA
Also this is the first thing I’ve actually posted on this platform. Vibes