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Staff writer at the New Republic (third tour), former Politico, former Slate, former Wall Street Journal, former Newsweek, former Washington Monthly, former US News and World Report, plus some other places. (I get around.)

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Noem out, Trump picks Mullin as DHS secretary The South Dakota Republican was the public face of the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown

Corey Lewandowski will of course be kept on as Mullin’s lover as he’s proven indispensable to the team.

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

05.03.2026 19:08 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Opinion | The U.S. has oil insurance It’s called the free market.

Herb Schmertz of Mobil Oil used to PAY op-ed pages to run the sort of brainless pro-oil propaganda the WaPo editpage now publishes free of charge.

Also, how do you write an editorial celebrating the free market in petroleum without mentioning OPEC???

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

04.03.2026 11:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oy. Yes, we’ve seen this movie before (though it didn’t go badly for the Kurds in Iraq, much to my surprise).

03.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Labor Secretary’s Top Aides Forced Out

Pro Tip: Don’t take recommendations for Labor Secretary from the Teamsters.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...

03.03.2026 15:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Iran Attack Updates: U.S. Jet Fighters Mistakenly Shot Down as Mideast Conflict Widens Israel launches dozens of strikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon, while U.S.-Israeli strikes on Iran continue. Follow along for live updates, news and analysis as the conflict in the Middle East unfolds...

If the goal isn’t nation-building, it’s nation-smashing. The Trump Doctrine is smash and grab and don’t give a shit who ends up in charge.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

02.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I Went to Two Sex-Themed Parties: One Conservative, One Thrown by Pornhub. The Differences Were Staggering—and Encouraging. Culture wars are a lot more fun when they're fought with open bars.

Always read Laura Jedeed.

slate.com/life/2026/02...

02.03.2026 10:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘I Don’t Know That I’ll Ever Be OK With Myself’ Nancy Mace opens up about her trauma, why she does what she does and Donald Trump as a “father figure.”

Great Michael Kruse profile of the very crazy but not entirely unsympathetic Rep. Nancy Mace.

www.politico.com/news/magazin...

27.02.2026 16:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I Took Bernie Into Deep Trump Country. Can He Win Them Over?
I Took Bernie Into Deep Trump Country. Can He Win Them Over? YouTube video by More Perfect Union

Bernie Sanders’ adventures in West Virginia. Please watch this. It’s what the Democratic Party would look like if it weren’t terrified of the donor class.

h/t Susan Williams.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...

25.02.2026 15:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
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The Supreme Court Blew Trump’s Budget to Smithereens The president was already doubling the budget deficit. With the high court’s tariff decision, he’s tripling it. There’s only one solution: Repeal his big beautiful tax cut.

The Supreme Court's tariff ruling adds $1.4 trillion to the budget deficit that Trump won't likely replace with his (illegal) new 10-15 percent global tariff. Here's an idea: Repeal Trump's Big, Beautiful reconciliation bill (but wait till after the midterms). My latest.

23.02.2026 16:54 👍 32 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

Bad call at Bafta. Do not extend a disability accommodation to a Tourette’s activist who keeps shouting the N word at an awards ceremony. Escort this differently abled person off the premises and apologize on his behalf. We wouldn’t let him shout “fire” either.

bsky.app/profile/iris...

23.02.2026 14:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Señor Wences "Ventriloquism & Plate Spinning" on The Ed Sullivan Show
Señor Wences "Ventriloquism & Plate Spinning" on The Ed Sullivan Show YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show

Donald Trump phones into C-span.

youtu.be/pRBDRoMwWz0

22.02.2026 15:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Possibly so.

22.02.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Opinion | A new reminder of America’s debt problem The CBO’s latest report predicts the budget deficit will increase by a trillion dollars over the next decade.

If you doubt it’s possible to write an editorial about mounting government debt without mentioning tax cuts, then you probably don’t subscribe to the Washington Post.

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

22.02.2026 14:49 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing to see here, move along.

22.02.2026 14:25 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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It’s Called the ‘Fitbit for Farts’—and It’s No Joke Scientists developing a new underwear-able hope to do for gastroenterology what the Apple Watch did for cardiology.

Fart science.

21.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has there been even one instance where Alito and Thomas voted against Trump?

20.02.2026 18:06 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Them palaces ain’t going nowhere.

20.02.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Former Prince Andrew arrested and held for hours on suspicion of misconduct over ties to Epstein The former Prince Andrew was arrested and held for hours by British police on suspicion of misconduct in public office related to his links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Last time a royal (Charles I) got arrested they abolished the monarchy. Just sayin’.

20.02.2026 14:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Moment Trump is asked about Noem and Lewandowski's close relationship President Donald Trump was finally asked Monday night about the 'close personal relationship' between DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and her underling Corey Lewandowski.

How on earth did Corey Lewandowski become the Trump administration’s loverboy-in-chief? MAGA must be seriously hard up for lotharios.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

20.02.2026 14:07 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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‘Retribution’: Trump family’s Mar-a-Lago crypto bash doubles as a show of force World Liberty Financial draws bankers, celebrities and digital market tycoons to US president’s Florida resort

Commodity Futures Trading Commission Chief Michael Selig Attends World Liberty Financial Shindig at Mar-e-Lago.

20.02.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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US justice department hangs banner of Donald Trump at headquarters Flag is stark symbol of president’s influence at department that historically maintains some distance from the White House

Justice Department Unfurls Banner To Celebrate Trump’s Thousand-Plus Mentions in Epstein Files

20.02.2026 12:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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James Wolcott · What you can get away with: Updike Reconsidered Betwixt and between is a strange place for any major writer to be more than a decade and a half after their death, and...

Reading James Wolcott on John Updike is the most fun I've had all week.

19.02.2026 19:35 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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A court will decide if bankers can be fired for demanding sleep US jury to rule on whether Centerview erred by sacking junior analyst who needed at least 8 hours’ rest a night

M&A hath murdered sleep.

19.02.2026 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hyatt Chairman Pritzker leaves board over Epstein ties The 75-year-old billionaire heir said he would not seek reelection to the board at the annual stockholder meeting.

Anybody keeping track of how many scalps got nailed to the wall by this latest Epstein release? Seems like at least a dozen.

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/16/h...

17.02.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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The Washington Post’s dead-tree “The World” section today consists in its entirety of features taken from the Associated Press. They should rename this paper the Podunk Advertiser.

16.02.2026 17:27 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 3
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Despite Epstein’s Toxicity, Steve Bannon Stood by Him, Texts Indicate

Psst. Steve Bannon is a card-carrying member of the Epstein class.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...

16.02.2026 16:41 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That.

“The only crime here is the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...

14.02.2026 17:11 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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The End of Books Coverage at the Washington Post Becca Rothfeld, a former critic at the Washington Post, on the death of the paper’s books section.

"[O]lder and more established outlets, like the London Review of Books and The New York Review of Books ... are produced for an audience that already knows it cares about literature. The books section of a newspaper ... seeks new recruits."

www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...

11.02.2026 17:33 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Preservation in Action: Saving the Wilbur J. Cohen Federal Building
Preservation in Action: Saving the Wilbur J. Cohen Federal Building YouTube video by The Living New Deal

The nonprofit Living New Deal hosted an excellent webinar last week on the Trump administration's planned sale and/or demolition of the "Sistine Chapel of the New Deal," the Wilbur J. Cohen Federal Building in Washington, D.C. You can watch the webinar here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSFZ...

11.02.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Even Dollar Tree Is Going After Rich Shoppers Now The discount retailer is moving into higher-income neighborhoods, a sign of an economy increasingly catered to wealthy people.

Dollar Tree is going upscale because nobody—not even discount stores—wants to do business anymore with the unwashed masses.

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

10.02.2026 15:37 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0