whatisCaroline

it is legitimately really heartening to have Ken Jennings on our side lol

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

My sister is a dentist and can confirm that's what their camera rolls look like

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Hey gentleman with Brian haircut looking over a sunset saying "I might be stupid"

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Binnington own goal

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Seller: Hi there! Thanks so much for your order. Unfortunately, I won't be able to get this shipped out until Feb 7-- are you down to wait or would you like a refund? Many apologies about this. Me: No worries at all, I can wait for The Funk until then! Seller (a few days later): The Mothership launched yesterday and is funkin' its way over to you! Should land on Tues 2/17-- Thanks so much for your order! :)

A USPS media parcel with a spaceship and stars drawn on it

ordered Mothership Connection by Parliament from discogs. I love it when we all can have fun

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Wednesday

i can’t stop laughing

watching the curling. nice to see men sweeping

Willing to accept a sugar daddy but the only sugar I provide is listening to records with me as I tell you fun facts about the musician behind/making of the album playing

ISO a mysterious benefactor who will buy me the new box set of Jeff Buckley's Live at Sin-e
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

idk cancel the second half of the game and let Bad Bunny continue on with a full concert

Hundreds of people have already used this site since last night.

One place to see local businesses that profit from ICE, track ICE sightings, find trainings, printable Know Your Rights cards and more: StopICEToday.com

More on the ICE facility. 🤬

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

ten years ago today no one clapped

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Why are Kid Cudi presale tickets so damn expensive jfc