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matt criswell

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The least believable thing about Pluribus is how an intelligence got around the CAP theorem without making a HackerNews post about it.

17.11.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Open question for Team DST:Why be shifted an hour over? (Assuming we stopped the change) Wouldn’t local communities just adapt to whichever we time adopted? So then why prefer to adopt the β€œnon-standard” one?

Sincerely,
Team UTC Everwhere

02.11.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When the walls fell?

28.05.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth: (entering Pentagon) Yo check out what I found in the parking lot. Free USB stick!

25.04.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 2593 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14
31.03.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 14177 πŸ” 1826 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 27
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26.03.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a total power move.

29.01.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That has to be a mix up on the line. Like for my mental health’s sake.

05.12.2024 17:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't forget to tell all your offline friends and elderly family that the hawk tuah girl did a crypto rug pull. they need to know what's happening

05.12.2024 02:52 πŸ‘ 2451 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 21

bsky.app/profile/alis...

03.12.2024 13:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear this photo.

03.12.2024 13:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I follow you on both πŸ€”

27.11.2024 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@thisisahumans.bsky.social A female engineer on Instagram implied I should follow you.

25.11.2024 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If it’s not on my Starbucks cup does it really matter, though?

21.11.2024 13:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like something someone from Hollywoo would say

20.11.2024 08:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep an πŸ‘οΈ out for follow-farming; it can kill a platform like this quickly. There're acc. here that use memes/hashtags for malicious disinfo campaigns.

Don't reflectively repost/follow; look for & reward consistency/quality of engagement.

Here's an excellent thread on how to spot these bad actors.

18.11.2024 12:33 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of her work on BoJack Horseman. Hope she joins Bluesky. (stumbled on this thread searching for her)

16.11.2024 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🐍

16.11.2024 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

14.11.2024 18:50 πŸ‘ 11700 πŸ” 1660 πŸ’¬ 419 πŸ“Œ 270

Where do you even buy pants?

15.11.2024 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0