About to give a presentation to my department on (TMI warning) day 2 of my period with mega cramps. Just checking in to say a man could never.
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About to give a presentation to my department on (TMI warning) day 2 of my period with mega cramps. Just checking in to say a man could never.
When you’re a child psychiatrist, I can’t emphasize enough the importance of knowing the difference between “I’m cooking” and “I’m cooked.”
Why does my curling iron heat up so fast and why doesn’t this technology exist in my oven?
I’ve always wondered this too! Such a strange system
The ongoing collapse of journalism sure correlates with the ongoing rise of living in a dystopian nightmare.
Siri, for no particular reason, what’s the opposite of Rest in Peace?
Sending your kids to two consecutive weeks of art camps is all fun and games until you come home with 10 days’ worth of crafts and art projects 😵💫
Being an elderly millennial means putting on the 2000s Spotify playlist you used to dance to at the club but now you are doing strength training to maintain bone mass
Me when a friend has a zit:
She’s so beautiful — I didn’t even notice that tiny spot on her gorgeous face until she pointed it out
Me when I have a zit:
I am a hideous creature that must hide in a cave until this breakout clears because no one can see anything else when they look at me
I tried to track a package from a shipping notification email and it tried to make me download an app to do it — I’ve never been more insulted and aghast
Haha yeah I am 😝
“This is an unmitigated public health disaster,” said Dr. Sean O’Leary, chair of the infectious disease committee for the American Academy of Pediatrics. Story by @apoorvanyt.bsky.social Gift link: nyti.ms/4mV37YK
Silver lining of this hockey game: at least I’ll be able to put my kids to bed at a reasonable hour
Estimated cost $25-45 million, including the cost of repairing streets that were never meant to have tanks on them.
THANK YOU for recognizing
protesters surround federal detention center in Los Angeles
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
Thank you, @thelancet.com, for not only publishing this work but placing it front and center for all to see. History will look back on this moment and see that your editorial team is made of people of conscience who refuse to be bullied into silence. I wish that weren’t so rare.
I just polished some silverware with baking soda and now I feel like I would have survived the Oregon Trail
Lol I like it! And as someone who is on call this long weekend, I will echo these sentiments.
May your attachments be secure, your triggers minimal, and your safety plan strong 🙏🏼
#Cdnpoli
While many Canadians and Americans are cheering on their favourite hockey teams, children in #Gaza are starving.
Things that can always be counted on: death, taxes, and Zendaya absolutely eating up a Met Gala dress code and looking stunning while doing so
Experience has taught me that the men who will rob your peace the most are not the outwardly toxic “red pill alpha males” but the fake feminist progressive types who gaslight you into a false sense of security
I know this won’t happen but ***just imagine*** if he lost this seat too 😆
The collective internet joy of all the Pierre Poilievre election memes is rivalled only by that time that Trump got COVID
Are men okay?
They are not
Don’t get me wrong, it’s good that Donald is underwater with Gen Z across the board, but those are “somehow political lesbianism has returned” levels of gender polarization with the young people.
NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...
One can only assume
Sleepy Don