ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
"People used to be excited about tech, now they dread what data you're going to steal next, they dread what violation of privacy or the environment will turn up next."
this whole missive will make you want to stand on your desk and yell "O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!," but that bit really got me good
A very wrinkled and texturally creative homemade yellow sponge
If you ever accidentally double the butter in a cake recipe highly recommend baking it anyway. It looks tragic but the taste is off the charts delicious
100% the best policy
the most important state election of early 2026 is right around the corner… though you’d never know it by the attention it’s receiving.
here’s hoping this bolts article helps jumpstart a little more chat!
I think about this all the time. And for faculty in good jobs it still has some of that — I do enjoy knowledge making. But those are so so few and everywhere else the academe is indentured labor to a loan shark.
A photo of Timothee Chalamet from his cursed interview with the quote imposed over it and an offer for free tickets to change his mind any time
English National Opera has gone for the high road overall but the hugs and kisses sign off is a nice touch.
An advertisement for a production of “Carmen” featuring a gorgeous woman in red flamenco style dress with text proclaiming “Use promo code Timothee to save 14% of select seats for Carmen this weekend only.
I would quite simply like to shake the hand of whomever is doing the marketing @seattleopera.bsky.social
The Metropolitan Opera bringing ALL their artists to bear (including musicians and their banangrams amazing costumers)
www.instagram.com/reel/DVhCWgu...
An Instagram post from the Los Angeles opera featuring a gorgeous still of a performer on a flight of stairs highlighted against a red sun and sky from their production of “Akhenaten” wherein they say they’d love to offer him free tickets but the production is almost sold out.
Incredible response, LA Opera I was and remain both familiar with your game and a devoted fan.
TC said in an interview with Matthew McConaughey that he wouldn’t want to be a ballet dancer or opera singer “keeping this thing alive” even though no one cares anymore.
500+ years of artistry fueled clapback skills have since proceeded to show themselves to great advantage.
Watching the classical performance internet drag Timothee Calamity to hell and back is incredibly entertaining.
If I were a dude who only recently added a fourth facial expression to my acting rep I simply would not come for the best in the business but that’s me.
People explain the real impact of politically-motivated changes to the settlement rules on their lives, the Home Office responds with "We make no apology ..." IME people in power who use the "no apology" formula know full well that they are doing something very wrong
Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.
Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsk... •3m She/Her yeah like the other part of the conversation is, how did an environment get created over time where a guy with a Nazi tattoo and Nazi-ass opinions was like, "I could probably win a Democratic primary" Sydette Th...• @bl... • 7m Harder part is gonna be us having the ugly convo about how much "Nazi shit" has been allowed long before old boys tattoos came into play
The very first thing is that people need to look at the fact that for yearssssss Jews have been saying there is antisemitism on the left and for yearssssss we’ve been told that’s *impossible* and we’re lying.
Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!
the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.
No but this is entirely correct
This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)
eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically
COULD WE NOT
Alysa Liu celebrating figure skating gold
ICONIC
She's running to replace Dick Durbin and, uh, to say this is a welcome change in tone and attitude would be a hell of an understatement.
the discovery process in lawsuits against doge is not going to be kind to them, these guys ruined a lot of people’s livelihoods for the most arbitrary and capricious of reasons, and those people are going to remember that
I cannot imagine the pressure of skating competitively period much less at the Olympics but also has anyone explored the possibility that this specific ice rink is haunted?
THEY ARRESTED HIM AT SANDRIGHAM (like yes I know that’s where he lives but that’s a Royal Place so for them to go get him THERE or at all honestly they must have their evidence locked down)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
Born to celebrate Lunar New Year, Mardi Gras, and Pancake Day, forced to read emails because it is TUESDAY.
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
The more I learn about measles the more I want to never, ever get within 900 miles of it.
Remember, the GOP isn’t afraid of voter fraud. They’re scared of voter accuracy.
